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me, 9 months ago to random

How do you fuck up VoIP so badly that your MoH is drowned out by fucking static?

ianbetteridge, 9 months ago to random

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me, 10 months ago to random

nerdlegame 565 5/6

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me, 10 months ago to random

Two things that annoy me in the newest lineup of MacBooks:

1. Oh, you need 32 gigs of RAM? You gotta get either M2 Pro or M2 Max which are pricey
2. Oh, you want the Touch Bar? Gotta take the 13 inch version

me, 10 months ago to random

Millenials complaining that gen z doesn't know what a folder is is like boomers complaining that the youths can't read cursive or use a rotary phone

Marley, 10 months ago to animals

Happy Monday pals 💙
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #GSD

ianbetteridge, 10 months ago to random

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me, 10 months ago to random

One thing I envy the Americans, their post offices.

Marley, 10 months ago to animals

Wanna play 💜
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #GSD

deviantollam, 10 months ago to random

Mega-Million Dollar Conference Not Have A Completely Dogshit Breakfast Challenge: IMPOSSIBLE.

(But no really, though, I'm sure that people tasked with engaging in grueling, all-day-long work for the next 144 hours can definitely sustain themselves on garbage sugar carbs and slices of fruit, Great aka more useless sugar)

me, 10 months ago to animals

"Speak softly and carry a big stick" is not just a piece of diplomacy advice, but it also applies when you want to play with the doggy

#AresTheDog #GermanShepherdDog #FriDog #MastoDogs #DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfFediverse #Dogs

ebartkowska, 10 months ago to random

W mediach społecznościowych od kilku dni wrze - lekarze informują, że nie mogą wystawiać recept w nowy sposób, który nakazało im ministerstwo. Sprawa dotyczy szczególnie leków przeciwbólowych i psychotropowych. Pominę fakt, że pacjent musi się logować do IKP, by udzielić lekarzowi dostępu do historii całości leczenia, a może być to szczególnie trudne w przypadku seniorów, pacjentów paliatywnych czy leczących się psychiatrycznie, bo ta metoda nie została w ogóle pod ich kątem przemyślana.

Ale…
Minister Zdrowia postanowił zaatakować jednego z lekarzy, który niepochlebnie wyraził się na temat nowego systemu. Ujawnił dane o jego leczeniu! Czy jest jakiekolwiek usprawiedliwienie takiej inwigilacji? Co z tajemnicą lekarską, co z RODO, co z Konstytucją, której art. 47 mówi „Każdy ma prawo do ochrony prawnej życia prywatnego, rodzinnego, czci i dobrego imienia oraz do decydowania o swoim życiu osobistym”?

To powinien być koniec polityczny Niedzielskiego. Ale zapewne w ogóle za to nie odpowie

miszeleq, 10 months ago to random Polish

Are you one of those...?

me, 10 months ago to random

You can do duck typing in PHP, and apparently it's allowed per our project standards

signaleleven, 10 months ago to random

If you flag and block an account on an obviously trollish/freespeechy/shitty instance, do NOT tick the box to forward the flag to the remote instance.
This one, encountered today and yesterday, seems to have a bot that snitches you.
#fediblock (not sure if the hashtag is still used)

Marley, 10 months ago to animals

Happy Friday everyone, hope you have a great day 💙
#dogsofmastodon #dogs

TerribleMaps, 10 months ago to random

Pop/Soda (attribution in the ALT-text)

me, 10 months ago to random

Everytime my dog and another dog bark at each other I'm like on that meme, "clown to clown communication, clown to clown conversation"

alyx, 10 months ago to random

no brain only gay

me, 10 months ago to random

Imagining Robert Evans starting an episode of Behind the Bastards with "Whaaaaaaaaaaat's scrunklin' my scrimblo"

me, 10 months ago to random

I've just realized that ordering two SLA batteries for pickup (and a third one inside a UPS) is maybe not the best idea

me, 1 year ago to random

Samsonite don't redirect me to an English hotline on a Polish phone number any% challenge (impossible)

me, 1 year ago to random

PKP Intercity stress testing my ANC and foam earbud tips today