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System Admonisher, tech support in Hampshire, UK. A screeching voice of the minority. I read your email.

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saramg, to random
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Oil: Fuck, I'm hot...

20year old Pyrex: It's fine, I can handle you.

Also the Pyrex:

proactiveservices,
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@saramg They always break in the most suspicious of ways.

proactiveservices, to random
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Hardware key support and breach checking are not optional features of a password manager.

saramg, to random
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Watching Star Trek TNG Season 1 and good... god... I don't even know where to start. This show is NOT holding up. Like, on so many levels. And I have 't even gotten to Code of Honor yet.

proactiveservices,
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@saramg It is soooo janky to begin with. The weird shouting is so outlandish that I laugh at it every time...I'm glad it improves so much!

i_lost_my_bagel, to random
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anyone got any wallpapers?

proactiveservices,
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@i_lost_my_bagel https://beta.digitalblasphemy.com/wallpapers-by-year/
I used to subscribe back in the XP days.

i_lost_my_bagel, to random
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how hard would it be to make a windows 7 sidebar gadget

proactiveservices,
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@i_lost_my_bagel with memory leak for the true Microsoft effect. Ironically I think that was in the CPU/RAM speedometer-style gadget.

revk, to random
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I sometimes forget the easter eggs I have on domains.

Like https://windows.me.uk

LOLOLOL

proactiveservices,
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@revk I think this applies to bowling proficiency as well, I reach a brief peak betwixt which I'm useless except for comic relief.

0xDEADBEEF, to rant
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Whoever likes abstractions, indirections, reflexions, injections can all go /dev/null themselves, Ren & Stimpy style.

#softwareDevelopment #rant

proactiveservices,
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@0xDEADBEEF "can crawl inside their own belly button"

vwbusguy, to random
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RAID5 is not a backup.
RAID5 is not a backup.
RAID5 is not a backup.
RAID5 is not a backup.
RAID5 is not a backup.
RAID5 is not a backup.
RAID5 is not a backup.
RAID5 is not a backup.

I haven't said it enough times, but I hope someone who needs it will get this message before it's too late.

  • Someone who has had to troubleshoot 3 failed RAID5's in the last week in his dayjob

proactiveservices,
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@vwbusguy RAID5: Now you really need a backup.

jvcleave, to random
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Get 4X performance by plugging your thunderbolt drives into the correct ports

proactiveservices,
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@jvcleave get 576x performance by not using a hard drive that's SMR.

yakkoj, to random
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Finding my Windows product key used to be a simple matter of viewing COA sticker that has more elaborate protection than a country's money.

Now I had to DDG "windows 11 product key finder". Fortunately, there's a built-in command that gives me it.

But then there's a registry key with it, and that product key is DIFFERENT

To quote Henery chicken hawk doing Foghorn impression: One of these things, I say ONE of these things, has GOT to be my product key!

proactiveservices,
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@yakkoj I've known brand new computers, from the Windows 7 era, which had one key in the registry and one on the chassis, and sometimes only one was valid!

kev, to random
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My wife and I recently discovered a bum gun in one of our bathrooms at home. It gave me quite the shock!

https://kevquirk.com/the-bum-gun

proactiveservices,
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@kev ahahah, that chuckle in the video, priceless <3

dev_ric, to random
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I'll be 38 on Friday, and I just got ID'd in Waitrose 😆

proactiveservices,
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@dev_ric
you tactically did not say if it was by a machine or a person

kim, to random
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In Lake District news, the dry night with a bit of mist has suddenly and very quickly turned to six hours of heavy rain...

proactiveservices,
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@kim I refer you to your previous post, what have we learned?

edboythinks, to random
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this prebuilt nas might be the most sobering purchase i've ever made

feels more like i'm not cut out for tech than anything else

proactiveservices,
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@edboythinks There's only so much time in a day, a week, a year.

i_lost_my_bagel, to random
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paru is now aliased to 'brew upgrade'

paru is the universal update my shit command

proactiveservices,
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@i_lost_my_bagel Mine would be "luall" for historical reasons I shall not admit to.

bagder, to random
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I'm happy to say that #curl celebrated its 7th year as hosted by Fastly's CDN network just yesterday.

454 TB of curl website contents were cranked out over the last twelve months. Up 27% from the previous period!

proactiveservices,
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@bagder Fastly: Stepping Up to Host Your Hobby Web Sites!

proactiveservices,
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@bagder No need, we got you covered.

i_lost_my_bagel, to random
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I am firmly against putting bread in the microwave

proactiveservices,
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@i_lost_my_bagel what are your thoughts about bread stapled to trees?

fedops, to random
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Shoutout to lightningmaps.org for a really neat visualization of what's going on. 👍

proactiveservices,
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@fedops What's going on: everything.

I recently learned a new meteorological warning from @troublewithwords along the lines of "Expect all weather conditions".

benjojo, to random
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How do we collectively stop Google's NOC from replying to every single IX mailing list post thinking that people are talking to them directly. How do we teach them about mailing lists. Is such a thing possible????

proactiveservices,
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@benjojo
shibboleth is your one (1) choice

proactiveservices, to random
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Listening to a bro in this cafe on a call who is espousing the benefits of ChatGPT for tourist information and other civic services.

I sure would love directions to see the string of volcanoes and the 50km tall statue of Jesus located in the village Liss, Hampshire, a quick walk from the M700 motorway and serviced by a fleet of flying taxicabs.

realtime, to random
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the tetrahedron industry is ruining journalism

proactiveservices,
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@realtime what's a tetrahedron?

thewk, to random German
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I finally know what has been putting me off about Michal Burnham in Discovery. It‘s the fake smile she always has, almost like an Apple robot ahme employee

proactiveservices,
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@thewk What put me off most was that she's god, and Star Trek is kinda meant to not be about gods.

proactiveservices,
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@thewk That is exactly it. Perhaps she's actually a very naughty person?

bagder, to random
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Six billion docker pulls. #curl

https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2024/04/24/six-billion-docker-pulls/

proactiveservices,
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@bagder coming up on Java numbers there, careful now.

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