monkeyborg

monkeyborg, 1 day ago to random

The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing people that he actually exists and isn’t just a metaphor for the evil that people are capable of doing on their own

monkeyborg, 4 days ago to random

I spent four years prostate to the higher mind

monkeyborg, 5 days ago to random

All yʼall telling people to google trump rule 34 will never get into heaven

monkeyborg, 5 days ago to random

Look, of course I’m rooting for my ex to succeed. How well she does in life has a direct correlation to how much help she’s able to give to our son starting out, and how well he does has a direct correlation to the quality of the nursing home he will eventually put me in.

monkeyborg, 6 days ago to random

Thinking about adopting the demeanor of one of those pleasant middle-aged men in bowtie and suspenders, except without those things and with black leather and chains instead

monkeyborg, 7 days ago to random

Does anyone know of a guide to prevent search engines from indexing your site?

I donʼt mean robots.txt or NOINDEX or something else that requires the good graces of the search engine operator.

I mean treating search engines as a threat and actively denying them access to your site.

monkeyborg, 7 days ago to random

There are many subject matter knowledge experts who are stiff and unfriendly and incapable of explaining their work to a lay audience.

And there are many who are personable and charming who are great communicators — maybe even media-trained!

The media could be interviewing people who actually know what theyʼre talking about. Instead we keep hearing from chucklefucks like George Conway and Joy Behar and Bill Maher. Why should I give a shit what any of those people think about anything?

Gina, 7 days ago to diy

Thought I was done with the DIY's, but I just saw this cat tree and I still have an unused monitor arm... so.... 🥲 #DIY

Monitor arm that I could use to make my own cat tree

monkeyborg, 8 days ago to random

There is a Pepsi bottler who distributes in the western half of NC who uses water that smells like sweat socks. Anybody else notice this? It’s been a problem for years. I won’t buy Pepsi when I’m out that way, which apparently includes Mebane now. #stankyCokes

monkeyborg, 8 days ago to random

A new type of guy with a fresh mohawk and Judas Priest t-shirt, walking his half-feral dog through the neighborhood in search of funky smells and delicious cicadas, singing “Bye Bye Bye” by Backstreet Sync to himself.

Which is exactly the type of guy I was 15 minutes ago

monkeyborg, 9 days ago to random

Oof, I went and argued with some people on the Internet and I’m now confessing it to you people as part of my penance.

monkeyborg, 9 days ago to random

Before I started #foraging, the weeds I would see when out walking looked like an undifferentiated green mass.

Now, the species I have previously identified leap out and draw attention to themselves even when I’m not looking for them.

I am starting to think that, as with our capacities for understanding language and recognizing faces, evolution might have dedicated some nontrivial brain real estate to this specific task.

monkeyborg, 11 days ago to random

This is just to say

I have eaten
the glue
that Google
suggested

and which
you were probably
saving
for pizza

Forgive me
it was nontoxic
so sticky
and so cold

monkeyborg, 11 days ago to random

I am going to get so much fucking sleep this weekend you guys just donʼt know. Gonna sleep like a motherfucker

monkeyborg, 12 days ago to random

Does ACAB include Lieutenant Dangle? And specifically, Lieutenant Dangle while new boot goofin’?

monkeyborg, 12 days ago to random

God, I wish Eddie Vedder was still alive to see this moment

“We allege that Live Nation relies on unlawful, anticompetitive conduct to exercise its monopolistic control over the live events industry in the United States at the cost of fans, artists, smaller promoters, and venue operators,” Attorney General Merrick Garland said in a statement. “… It is time to break up Live Nation-Ticketmaster.”

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-garland-holds-news-conference-announcing-ticketmaster-live-nation-anti-trust-lawsuit

monkeyborg, 13 days ago to random

Surely we neednʼt fear that people will vote for the Leopards Eating Peoplesʼ Faces Party.

Why, they would be prevented from doing so out of concern that their own faces might be eaten!!!

monkeyborg, 13 days ago to random

If you want to design a new font because it’s fun, go for it! But from a utility standpoint I think the world probably has enough fonts now.

monkeyborg, 13 days ago to random

I am happy to report that, despite accidentally swallowing the tip of a plastic fork tine at the heavy metal concert two weeks ago, I did not die and I am still alive

Mrfunkedude, 14 days ago to random

We all walk through days of forgotten memories.

monkeyborg, 14 days ago to random

If AI actually was like how people imagine it to be, it might actually be pretty cool

monkeyborg, 16 days ago to random

Hey, I like raisins. Raisins are good. But fuck a raisin trying to be a chocolate chip

monkeyborg, 16 days ago to random

The reason so many cartoon animals don’t wear pants is that they’re near-impossible to house train and it’s easier to just clean up after them than deal with changing outfits when you’re on a tight shooting schedule.

monkeyborg, 16 days ago to random

I just tried to pinch-zoom a printed mailer.

monkeyborg, 16 days ago to random

Apocalyptic sci-fi films made from 1974-76 constitute an entire genre unto themselves. Consider:

• Logan’s Run
• Zardoz
• Rollerball
• A Boy and His Dog
• Death Race 2000
• others?

Many similar elements, nothing like them before or since. What was in the water?