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natty

@natty@astolfo.social

A plural system of creatures, usually in a lesbian foxgirl-shaped trenchcoat. Software nerd from the Czech Republic, living in Poland with @lunareclipse.

We mostly write Rust, but also delve into a bunch of surface-level interests thanks to being AuDHD: Sometimes we do web dev, draw, and rarely get into game dev, graphics, and astronomy. Bad at math

We're polyamorous but very bad at it, please do not make unprompted affectionate advances towards us if we don't know you well

We're the maid for the Astolfo.social and Awawa.gay Fedi instances. DM us here or on Matrix to reach out.

Give it headpats ➡️ ​:neofox_floof:​

Our well-known members have their own accounts:
Eli (she/her, ​:neocat_flag_demiace:​) -- @eli
Pola Vega (she/it, ​:neofox_flag_trans:​) -- @angelfox
Alya (she/it/they, ​:neofox_flag_nb:​) -- @solareclipse
Sky (it/its; ​:neofox_vr:​) -- @lucienne

We have a lewd alt at @vega, we accept only requests from close mutuals on that account.

Some totally serious testimonials from our mutuals:
"holds you gently like a hamburger" -- 💜@lunareclipse 💖
"I don't know if you're a threat to humanity or a genius or both" -- @rq
"kindly, what the fuck" -- @kaitlynethylia
"who are you and what have you done with rustacean nyatty ​:neofox_knife:​" -- @starshine

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

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Wait, if I have random database IDs

I can just do cursor pagination without any worries, right, since I can sort by created_at

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I turn into a writer on Ritalin

Help

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Pleroma breaking things I couldn't imagine being broken ​:neofox_woozy:​

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Help I'm trapped in an IDE

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What the fuck is the web environment integrity API
supposed to mean

Are we getting browser anti-tamper now? Fuck the web ​:blobCatGooglyEyesNotLikeThis:​

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The problem of having zero tracking on my website is that I don't know if anyone actually visits it ​:blobCatGooglyEyesNotLikeThis:​

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Oh right GL is girls' love not GL as in OpenGL

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Nice ​:blobfoxfloofhappy:​

video/mp4

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Oh we have 24 joins ​:neofox_woozy:​

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"Yeah, it's JSON-LD, but you can just treat it as a raw JSON if you wanna"

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Wedge product ​:blobfoxthink:​

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Any mouse recommendations? ​:haggard:​

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Context: I had a bra on lying in my room like any clothes pile I do

mother: "Put away the bra, don't annoy your brother with that"
me: "You have some lying around too"
mother: "But he doesn't have to see yours"

Well fuck you, how about you shut the fuck up

I am officially "annoying people" by being trans

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SeaORM is alright

The query builder is not ​:neofox_flop:​

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Holy shit, fedi reference

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Horny, but what if the pizza arrives ​:blobcatflop:​

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Shit, I really hope this whole brain interfacing thing doesn't take off, because it's fucking scary

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Having "disappear from everywhere for a week just to play one game" thoughts again

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I still think there should be monitors with aspect ratio closer to 1

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Burnt out from this project right after finishing it

​:neofox_flop_blep:​

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6-Venn diagram in 2D ​:neofox_woozy:​

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turns your phone charging port into USB mini-B

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std::variant is so baaad

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Since there is Alacritty and Kitty, I present you the latest new terminal emulator, Ti- [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]

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It's here ​:blobfoxwhoaa:​

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