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natty

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A plural system of creatures, usually in a lesbian foxgirl-shaped trenchcoat. Software nerd from the Czech Republic, living in Poland with @lunareclipse.

We mostly write Rust, but also delve into a bunch of surface-level interests thanks to being AuDHD: Sometimes we do web dev, draw, and rarely get into game dev, graphics, and astronomy. Bad at math

We're polyamorous but very bad at it, please do not make unprompted affectionate advances towards us if we don't know you well

We're the maid for the Astolfo.social and Awawa.gay Fedi instances. DM us here or on Matrix to reach out.

Give it headpats ➡️ ​:neofox_floof:​

Our well-known members have their own accounts:
Eli (she/her, ​:neocat_flag_demiace:​) -- @eli
Pola Vega (she/it, ​:neofox_flag_trans:​) -- @angelfox
Alya (she/it/they, ​:neofox_flag_nb:​) -- @solareclipse
Sky (it/its; ​:neofox_vr:​) -- @lucienne

We have a lewd alt at @vega, we accept only requests from close mutuals on that account.

Some totally serious testimonials from our mutuals:
"holds you gently like a hamburger" -- 💜@lunareclipse 💖
"I don't know if you're a threat to humanity or a genius or both" -- @rq
"kindly, what the fuck" -- @kaitlynethylia
"who are you and what have you done with rustacean nyatty ​:neofox_knife:​" -- @starshine

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

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A rule where if a corporation goes bankrupt, it has to open source its entire codebase

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The urge to write:

  • a game
  • a fedi server from scratch
  • a game engine
  • a compiler
  • a driver
  • a kernel
  • an operating system
  • a horror beyond human comprehension
  • an eldritch beast
  • a device to harness the Sun's energy
  • a type II civilization scale stellar engine
  • a simulation of a sub-universe
  • a fedi server from scratch in that sub-universe ​:blobfoxwoozy:​
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What the fuck is the web environment integrity API
supposed to mean

Are we getting browser anti-tamper now? Fuck the web ​:blobCatGooglyEyesNotLikeThis:​

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HTTP/1.1 219 Good Gateway ​:blobfoxpat:​

Who's a good gateway, you're a good gateway ​:blobfoxpat:​

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Ever wanted to quit doing something because you saw someone else doing the same thing better?

Don't, it's the evil capitalist in your brain saying this

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Now they got my attention

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Public companies are a scam by Big Company to sell more money

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Blocking isn't enough

I need a defenestrate button

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Bedtime story as a child: "Dragons and princesses"

Bedtime stories now: "...and that's how they got a buffer overflow at line 253, got a bug bounty and lived happily ever after"

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Fooox ​:blobfoxfloofcute:​

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Workplace safety first fo(l)x

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Gay girls will literally write a web server from scratch before sleeping

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microwaves you

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What do you say if someone says "don't create the torment nexus"?

"Duplicate of issue "

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Using a 0day to hack into a company's infra and unsubscribe yourself from their newsletter

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Went outside

How the fuck do I turn off HDR help

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Rubber ducks are overrated ​:blobfoxpat:​

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Two autistic girls that fix each others' setups as they complement their computer autism

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The 3 AM intrusive thoughts won

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New folks,

You don't need to obscure funny words to "avoid the algorithm"

There is no algorithm, and it harms people who don't wanna see that thing and mute certain keywords

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What I hear will happen:

  • Facebook federates with the rest of the fediverse
  • They collect the data of every user
  • Facebook overtakes the platform

What will likely happen:

  • Facebook federates with the some of the fediverse
  • It is deemed unprofitable and the project shuts down within two years
  • The only thing left will be buggy non-standard Facebook extensions in some of the software and a more fragmented fediverse
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Why is the ORM for selecting a single note already at like 400 lines of code

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Can someone boost this reply, for testing reasons? ​:neofox_pleading:​

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