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bob, to random
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reading https://newsletter.pragmaticengineer.com/p/inside-the-datadog-outage

reminds me of why we did
https://github.com/alphagov/govuk-puppet/commit/6f8518608ae2f00bc24f54b3105dcb7d9df8580a on GOV.UK at GDS. shout out to yet anohter great commit message by @dcarley

pikesley,
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@bob @Floppy @dcarley this is never going away is it?

pikesley, to random
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Through a string of decisions beyond my control, I am watching

pikesley,
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Why are they dressed like horror-movie Nazis?

pikesley,
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What's Ukrainian for Blazing Squad?

pikesley,
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This all has a Commonwealth Games, Vest-and-Pants Olympics energy

pikesley,
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I left the room to make some tea and came back to Giant Red Edgar Allan Poe wtf

pikesley,
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Love to see Store-Brand Sam Smith

pikesley,
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Fair play, those trousers are amazing

pikesley,
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Wait so you can just buy your way in? What UEFA Super League shit is this?

pikesley,
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This lady about to summon a sandworm

pikesley,
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Are there just some people leaping about on a trampoline behind him?

pikesley,
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It's Estonian Adele

pikesley,
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Alright that's a strong look, Belgium

pikesley,
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This is a flimsy Take That b-side, though

pikesley,
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This is very bad

pikesley,
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This is substantially worse

pikesley, to random
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https://youtu.be/RvMxqcgBhWQ

april, to random
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big middle finger to the universe, but especially to the colleague who made my bones hurt by pointing out that the z in tar -xvzf hasn’t been needed since version tar 1.15, released in 2004.

pikesley,
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@april sorry wat

pikesley,
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@fell @april all those z's I typed since 2004, lost, like tears in rain

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    pikesley,
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    @emilygorcenski this is literally a Chris Rock bit https://youtu.be/VZrFVtmRXrw

    Floppy, to random
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    Fuck, and I cannot state this clearly enough, that: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65435426

    pikesley,
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    @Floppy

    Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!

    CatherineFlick, to random
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    Meanwhile, what the actual fuck https://twitter.com/RokoMijic/status/1651740662436339713?s=20

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    @CatherineFlick incoherent pseudo-intellectual cobblers written by a mediocre white man? Definitely something the world needs more of

    pikesley, to random
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    "Dave, is it spelled with 'eak' or 'ake'?"
    "Yes"

    Breakes

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    Going on a big adventure today, lads

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    You went to Ware?

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    @gilesdring he is

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