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@quick@kinky.business

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30-something bi-curious married poly lefty.
I like literature, art and politics.
often: kinks, sex, lewd

you've been warned!

#sexpositive
#bodypositive

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girlonthenet, to random
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What’s your best piece of relationship advice?

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@girlonthenet accept that you partner is a separate human being which means that things, thoughts and words in their head/ mind may look different than yours. Thus, communicate your needs clearly.

lynnlasabre, to random
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I got to meet up with a new potential playmate for coffee today. It went well so hopefully I’ll be adding him to the rotation shortly.

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@lynnlasabre sounds exciting!

robyneatseverything, to random
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2024 is gonna be the year of blocking anyone who responds to public toots with a pervy, private one 🥂

quick,
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@robyneatseverything it does sound like a good new year's resolution🥂

lynnlasabre, to random
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I realized I don’t really have any Christmas lingerie and that makes me sad.

quick,
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@lynnlasabre damn! that's unacceptable

robyneatseverything, to random
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Just received the most condescending email of my life and the urge to reply with pure passive aggression is SO...VERY... STRONG

A gif of a cat furiously typing on a laptop

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@robyneatseverything pure aggression would be enough! and then some burning their house.

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@robyneatseverything I may be slightly radical, but my tolerance for patronising is very low. However, the most important question is, was it a man?

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@robyneatseverything so it makes it even easier: burn his house and make him watch how all of his precious symbols of manhood are being annihilated.

followingfloss, to random
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Completely forgot I'd prepared a post for this weekend's , so this is a treat for us all 😅

https://followingfloss.com/2023/11/04/a-reminder/

quick,
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@followingfloss what a lovely reminder!

robyneatseverything, to random
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Cishet men on dating apps are more terrifying than anything else Halloween has to offer

quick,
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@robyneatseverything that's fricking scary!

Joyasitflies, to random
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Obviously now my income is closely tied to mens’ masturbation habits I am now going to have to spend more than a millisecond thinking about NNN and even that is a millisecond too long. It represents everything that’s shit about right now- anti- scientific, sex- negative, spurious gender bullshit, incel and Alt Right aligned.

Pro Nut November, that’s what we need. A month of being actively pro pleasure, pro sex education, pro paying for your porn… ya with me?

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@robyneatseverything @Joyasitflies there is no sense with the concept of a month but to measure a quantity of draining ourselves

followingfloss, to random
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A few of you very kindly offered support when I was having an anxiety vent about my bad foot! Well ... There's nothing wrong 😬 nothing serious anyway, not either of the two things I was most worried about. Pain can likely be solved by some arch supports, stronger anti-inflammatory gel & some stretching 🙈 so that's embarrassing! Soooo much pain probably caused primarily by my stupid work shoes. But no more work for a few months so hopefully I can get myself mended 🤞

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@followingfloss that is a fantastic news!

lynnlasabre, to random
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I got a new choker that I wanted to show off. My throat is basically a black belt now. 😉

quick,
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@lynnlasabre oh wow the choker looks wonderful.

robyneatseverything, to random
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I've just had my face fucked for an HOUR and I'm now going out to dinner with mascara down my cheeks.

quick,
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@robyneatseverything I have heard that’s a perfect way of going to dinner.

girlonthenet, to random
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Ever have sex so good that even though it’s pretty societally acceptable in terms of positions and kinks, it nevertheless resonates deep inside your body with the intensity of something powerfully sinful?

Sex that sings in your veins for hours even after you’ve broken apart.

A fuck that feels like someone has taken a Doxy to your fucking soul?

Anyway happy Saturday I’m having a good one 👍

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@girlonthenet Oh wow! So great. I am glad you had such an amazing experience ☺️

robyneatseverything, to random
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Cute day date look 🧡

(Excuse the dirty mirror)

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@robyneatseverything Have a great date :)

followingfloss, to random
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So my orgasms in life summary goes none ever then some clitoral then I became super responsive to fingering which led to squirty/gushy orgasms & being multi-orgasmic. It's been an adventure for sure. But I never could come from PIV. Which was fine because it felt good & other things made me climax. But suddenly out of nowhere PIV gets me there too! It's absolutely wild & funny because it catches Mr F off guard & then he cums too, even if it wasn't expected just yet 😂

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@followingfloss Haha it sounds great! I am glad you both have super fun with orgasms☺️

followingfloss, to random
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Off to the hospital today for an X-ray then blood tests on Tuesday because I have a very, very painful foot! Having any kind of pain plus anxiety that's currently sky high is not great, I'm trying so hard to catastrophise but fuck me that's hard! So here's hoping for clear, or at least easy fix results 🤞

Im A Little Worried Michele Romanow GIF

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@followingfloss fingers crossed for a quick solution for your foot issue. Also sending (only if wanted) virtual hugs 🫂!

followingfloss, to random
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Fashion advice needed - I've had this dress ages, as in years & never worn it because it was too big. It says UK size 10 on the label, but I'm a UK & not only did I get it on I got it done up & it's comfy. The trouble being it is SHORT. I'd love to wear it but how can I style it for everyday wear so that it doesn't look really weird. I didn't take a butt shot foolishly, but you can literally see the entire bottom half of my butt cheeks!!

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@followingfloss @Mollysdailykiss @quick black skinny jeans should look very good with the dress :)

robyneatseverything, (edited ) to random
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So I was moaning about my dating life last week because I was really excited about this date and the guy cancelled on me twice and then ghosted me for a bit.

But now, he's back and wants to give it another go and has planned the MOST lovely, perfect date in one of my favourite places.

Will it be third time lucky or will I end up a bit broken again?

quick,
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@robyneatseverything I am so sorry. I really fucking hate those fuckers. I am sending virtual hugs (if wanted).

robyneatseverything, to dating
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I am sharing this again today because my dating life currently sucks and I want to attract some good-uns

https://robyneatseverything.com/swiping-right-who-i-date/

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@robyneatseverything Absolutely wonderful note. I am sharing most of your views here which makes me feel like I am reading something I could say or write myself however, not as good as you did though.

followingfloss, to random
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So she might not have anything physically wrong (as concluded at our vets visit last week) but she's definitely a little unsettled from all my packing & getting rid of stuff ready for the move. She's not eating or drinking & I know they say cats will eat when they're ready, don't spoil them they'll get used to it, but my own anxiety needs her to eat & drink, so I'm hand feeding her chicken & supplying water in a glass. I assume I will be doing this for life now & I'm okay with that 🙈

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@followingfloss I feel you! When my cat feels some kind of uneasiness I get panicked and check on her every 15 minutes and so on. It doesn’t make sense at all but I can’t help it. Anyway when she’s in that state I’ve noticed that putting a bowl with water in every room helps her overcome whatever she is going through.

followingfloss, (edited ) to random
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I'm doing something I never thought I'd do ... I'm doing my family tree. My paternal family history is quite literally horrifying & I've always left it well alone because I never want to dredge stuff up for my Dad. But ... and this is possible the weird part, I'm convinced my Grandmother (who I never met) doesn't want to be forgotten, I'm sure she's been present in my life (as a spirit or whatever you like to call it) & I think she's bugging me right now to just think of her ...

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@followingfloss that's super amazing! no more patriarchalisation :)

followingfloss, to random
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I've been so incredibly horny the last two days but our chances for sex did not line up with sleep, brain weevils & child nap times. I thought today was spit too but I bent over doing the laundry & the results is below 😅 Mr F's T-shirt is included because that's also soaked 🙈 it was quick but so freakin' good.

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@followingfloss yay!

followingfloss, to random
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Taking this one to the vets today! She's lost some weight and is all skinny now (picture is from her proper weight days) and keeps randomly hissing at Kylo, feel like she's definitely got something going on! Big worries now 😟 she's only 2 though so hopefully if there's anything wrong it's small and fixable, not big and scary! 😥

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@followingfloss Haha I am glad the kitty is fine!

followingfloss, to random
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Did I take some bathroom/shower selfies? Absolutely yes I did. Here's one of a few I'll share over the next few days or whenever I remember! 😅

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@followingfloss yay! you look gorgeous!

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