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followingfloss

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Sometimes a sex blogger. So it does get spicy here but all NSFW will be content marked ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
A fan of nude, rude & lewd photography and words (consensually only of course - no surprises thanks ๐Ÿ˜ฑ).
Queer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Bisexual ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™
Loved up with Mr F โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
I like to talk about cats a lot ๐Ÿพ Rey & Kylo are my feline overlords ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›
New to crochet but OBSESSED
Mama also to 12 & 2 (not their ages we named them this at birth ๐Ÿ˜)
See my about info for links to more hot Floss action ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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I just saw this on IG. Maybe a next project for @followingfloss ?

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@YogiRon oh wow! Imagine that! My little car would look very fancy ๐Ÿ˜Š not my car, but I am (very slowly) working on covers for an old chair, so fingers crossed it looks good ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป

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with a spreadsheet today. This is a temperature blanket again but just the low then high temperature for each day of my smallest human's birth month. Apart from the orange which is annoying me, this is definitely my neatest project so far.


A picture of the blanket so far. 6 rows of granny square crochet. Grey, orange, grey, light pink, purple, and neon pink.

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10 days of lows and highs done for my small human's temperature blanket for his birth month. So excited to see it finished.



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15 days done. A row of low and a row of high temperature each day for small human's birth month blanket. 15 more to go!


Multi coloured crochet blanket.

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My temperature blanket project for my youngest is now complete. Low temp and high for each day of June 2021 which is his birth month and year. Colour range was just one I chose randomly so it was nice and colourful โ˜€๏ธ Kylo is content to have her snoozes on it which is the perfect seal of approval for any crochet project ๐Ÿฉท

Close up of a very colourful crochet blanket. Featuring pink, purple, yellow orange, red and many more.
Very colourful crochet blanket. Featuring pink, purple, yellow orange, red and many more.
Black and white cat called Kylo having a lie down on a blanket I crocheted. Letting me know it is cat approved.

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Take up a new hobby they say, it helps brain fog they say. So off I go and buy a crochet for beginners kit. What they donโ€™t say is Iโ€™d have to learn a whole new indecipherable language!

This is impossible!

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@Bee YouTube videos were the only way I could learn to crochet! Still can't read patterns but I can crochet. It's such a satisfying hobby once you get the hang of it, so I hope it clicks for you ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป

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@Bee this is what I do. Scarves and blankets. Nothing else. But for me there's something quite self-soothing about making cosy things like blankets. I pick colours that make me smile & I don't worry too much about the odd wonky side here and there ๐Ÿ˜… I also found some videos utterly baffling, so just kept starting again until I found ones that made sense to my brain. Also if you're on whispers Facebook, there's a few nice groups for crochet & people are really helpful & nice ๐Ÿ™‚

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@Bee I definitely support this approach, blankets for the win ๐Ÿฅณ

I think at least four of us crochet on here, that's enough for a group right?!maybe we should just start our own ๐Ÿ™‚ I'm definitely not an expert but if you ever want to know which videos I've found helpful, or just want some crochet thoughts I'm always here for that x

Yippy Yay GIF

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@Bee I had them often trying to master a granny square ๐Ÿ˜ค then one video on YouTube said one extra thing that none of the others did and suddenly it all made sense!

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@RomanticIsa @Bee yep, I think the only requirement is for joining is wanting to ๐Ÿ˜… and being nice and you have both of those covered ๐Ÿ˜Š

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@Bee oh it is, once you get the hang of a stitch or two and you can just keep repeating over and over it's great and you can just zone out & keep going for as long as you want to

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@Bee @fuzzypeach butting in again, I don't know if it's your thing, or if it's really practical but I had a huge ugly piece of furniture but so practical & so I bought loads of cool stickers & decoupage paper & I've just been sticking & pasting to my heart's content to make it look cool (to em, probably looks shit to others ๐Ÿ˜†). Now all I want to do is more sticking & glueing. I think to some it would seem a bit childish, but it's made my brain so happy (also an anxiety person).

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@Bee @fuzzypeach I think for me, again realize it might not work for everyone, stickers and sticking things down is really satisfying, I think I get some sort of endorphin buzz from covering things in stickers. Doesn't need to be anything big either. I also cover a flower pot and a diary in stickers too and it gave me the same sense of joy ๐Ÿ™‚

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@fuzzypeach @Bee that also sounds like fun! I do have some slightly fancier stickers that I'm struggling with where to put, so a book for them isn't out of the question ๐Ÿ™‚

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@Bee @fuzzypeach oh, yeah I'm not handy enough to solve that problem yet ๐Ÿ˜… but it is also one I need to tackle one day ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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Wish us luck folks!!! Your well wishes always seem to stretch to us & give positive results ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป Mr F is having his health & safety audit as I type! It's a big deal, so important & whatever positive vibes you can end for the most excellent outcome would be most appreciated โญโญโญโญโญ

good luck!

followingfloss,
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Once again you're positive vibes stretched across the miles โญ not quite a full pass, but maybe the equivalent of getting 9/10, which is an acceptable pass & most of all it was informative & tells us how to get 10/10 next time. It's the first one we've had for this business & first one Mr F has had as the big boss, so it could have been much worse, especially given the state of the place when we took over ๐Ÿ˜ฌ so it's a yay for today โญโ™ฅ๏ธโญ

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I have to call our new GP for the first time this morning for an appointment for the youngest, I am hoping the phrase 'very distressed two year old' wins me a face to face with a doctor. Wish me luck folks ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป I was lucky with my old surgery & was there a really long time, so really dreading dealing with a new surgery & new system ๐Ÿ˜‘

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@RomanticIsa it's amazing how quick they're working! He's a different kid already ๐Ÿ˜ณ I can't really take many/any useful antibiotics, so I don't really know how that turnaround from poorly to much better feels but looking at him bounce back I can imagine it feels pretty good.

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#crochetuk #crochetprojects2024 Thanks to the crochet groups I'm in on Facebook I've decided on a year long crochet project ๐Ÿ™ˆ a temperature blanket! I just need to decide on how wide I should make it & which time of day to take the temperature from. Skull squares are for a scarf for my eldest, which I think will also be a 2024 project because I'm not quick enough to finish it in 2023.

Three crocheted granny squares. Red and black. Black section creates a skull and red completes the square.

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Two months of crocheting a row a day in relation to the 'feels like' temperature of my weather app. Due to the stitch I've chosen to use I'm getting a different colour variation on each side. One features odd days of the month & the other even. An estimate on length today shows it's like to be around the 10ft mark when I'm done!!



My temperature blanket after 2 months, this side features even days of the month. Colour palette is mostly greens and blues with a little white.

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@Swirly thank you โ˜บ๏ธ it's a bit bigger now, I'm going to share another picture once we've hit the end of March. Yes all good here thank you, hope things are well at your end too ๐Ÿ’–

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3 months of my temperature blanket done! Due to the stitch I've chosen to use I'm getting a different colour variation on each side. One features odd days of the month & the other even. January at the top, moving down to March on the sofa seats.

Crocheted blanket, range of colours including white, blue and green. Each colour relating to a daily temperature

followingfloss,
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My biggest and neatest project to date! This is a gift for my cousin. We lost my uncle (her dad) at the end of 2022, this is a temperature blanket featuring the low & high temperature for each day in January 1954 (his birth year) blues & white chosen because he (and my cousin too) are big Everton FC supporters.

Large crocheted blanket. All in blues and white.
Blue and White crocheted blanket folded in four.

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4 months into my temperature blanket and it's now a third of the size it will eventually be. Lots of folks in the temperature blanket group I'm in on F'book are panicking about how big their blanket will be but I'm super excited to have a ridiculously giant blanket hanging around ๐Ÿ˜…

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Another completed project! My historical temperature scarf for my year of birth. This measures 11ft 6inches long, which now means I know exactly how long my 2024 temperature blanket will be because I'm doing that in the same stitch as the scarf.

A very long very colourful scarf

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Another 2024 #crochet project begins. Colours chosen by Mr F and it's a blanket for him. Branching out and doing a new stitch, so far so good.

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