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robyneatseverything

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Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.

A longer, better bio is available on my blog: https://www.robyneatseverything.com

https://linktr.ee/robyneatseverything

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Late for because when the sun comes out, she goes on extensive outdoor adventures ❤️

robyneatseverything,
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@sandralindsey Sitting/investigating is essential

robyneatseverything,
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@MintSpies It does seem the best life 🙌

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Officially getting railed in a sundress weather 🙌☀️

robyneatseverything, to random
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Keep seeing amazing photos of the Northern Lights here in the UK and in my part of the sky? Fuck all.

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    @girlonthenet I'm so sorry, this sounds shit 💜 Hugs and thoughts and whatever you need mate x

    merialc, to random
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    Have been fantasy house shopping, and am now a little too invested in the house that I would buy if I win the lottery.

    robyneatseverything,
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    @merialc This is my favourite activity 🙌

    robyneatseverything,
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    @merialc I still end up spending too much money on nonsense 😭

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    A good morning to you all, but especially to my Patreon supporters because my latest monthly audio blog has just dropped for the £3.50 a month gang 🎤

    On the agenda this month, INCREDIBLE sex with my boyfriend, sleeping vs fucking, and I read 'Reflecting; sex, my mirror, and me' in my best sexy phone voice.

    https://www.patreon.com/posts/103674209?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_source=android

    robyneatseverything, to random
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    My boyfriend and nestie just met for the first time and talked about music for an hour and really liked each other and MY HEART, IT'S FULL ❤️

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    From a budget hotel to this...

    I think it's time for another I LOVE HOTELS solo spa-writing-drinking-wank trip! 🥳🥳🥳

    robyneatseverything,
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    I started the trip with a smoothie, for health.

    And to balance out the martinis later.

    robyneatseverything,
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    I just had the most delicious spa treatment where I was covered in warm oil and wrapped up like a burrito.

    robyneatseverything,
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    Decided to have a pre-dinner cocktail in the bar, while writing some porn.

    Unfortunately, a group of blokes sat down nearby and offered to "play" with my spreadsheets for me.

    🤮🤮🤮

    robyneatseverything,
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    @sandralindsey ugh indeed

    robyneatseverything,
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    Why do I always get so pissed in hotels that I can't taste my lovely dinner?

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    I'm staying in a budget hotel that has the nicest view and operational air-con and I feel so blessed 🙌

    robyneatseverything,
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    @coldclimate I think our air-con units might be related?

    robyneatseverything,
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    @Mactonex Oh wow, I'd just stare at that all night

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    The absolute best way to get out of doing the Sunday Spring Clean is to take your sertraline at the wrong time and become so nauseous you can't move 👍

    robyneatseverything,
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    This is sarcasm btw, nausea is not a good time 👎

    robyneatseverything,
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    @threeofus Oof, I have to wait until I have enough food in my stomach to line it

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    French crisps, fruity cocktails, good films; I am LIVING this Saturday night 💃

    robyneatseverything,
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    @Ptfeperson You had me at mini magnums 😍

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    Has anyone mentioned the weather yet today? And how it's colder in the UK than it was all winter?

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    @MintSpies Haha of course!

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