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robyneatseverything

@robyneatseverything@mastodon.social

Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.

A longer, better bio is available on my blog: https://www.robyneatseverything.com

https://linktr.ee/robyneatseverything

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robyneatseverything, to random
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My CPAP mask cushion has torn and I now can't wear it; I'm going to be so tired and grumpy and tired 😭

robyneatseverything,
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Oh god, I don't want to suffocate tonight and this be my last toot

robyneatseverything,
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OR THAT ONE, ffs

robyneatseverything,
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@twitloyalist I'd love a new cushion rn

robyneatseverything,
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@Ptfeperson I am going to struggle through by going out to lunch 💅

robyneatseverything, to random
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This week I've bought 3 new cushions for the living room, and now every time my nestie leaves a room they shout

"DON'T BUY ANYMORE CUSHIONS WHILE I'M GONE"

robyneatseverything,
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Don't try and hold me back, baby 💃

robyneatseverything, to random
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I've realised the only thing I miss about Twitter is @JMSeaborn, both his incredible smut and his silly posts about football.

coughcough

robyneatseverything,
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@JMSeaborn I stand by it.

robyneatseverything, to random
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This is fine? If they're not in a monogamous relationship, they can both message whoever the fuck they like. Calm down.

robyneatseverything,
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Also, while we're on this, checking your messages while someone's gone to the loo is NORMAL BEHAVIOUR. It's not like he was loudly critiquing all his swipe-lefts while she was finishing her soup.

robyneatseverything,
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@Mactonex 1000%, Chris is a space invader

robyneatseverything, to animals
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No, you can't come for a drive, baby

innocentlb, to random
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I know sad content is meant to be good content, but what about blind panic and scared betrayed content?

https://innocentlb.com/2024/04/12/eviction/

robyneatseverything,
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@innocentlb This is so shit, sorry you're having to deal with it all

robyneatseverything, to random
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Being an anonymous sex blogger is super frustrating because sometimes I need hair styling advice and none of you can bloody see it.

robyneatseverything,
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@We_Fear_Nothing I don't even have a personal account - my attention span can't cope with more than one at a time

OliverClozoff, to random
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Opened up feeld this weekend during a little sojourn into that London, and compared to the three or four people inside 40 miles of my rural home, how does anyone in London get anything done other than just be permanently dating the seemingly endless parade of hotties?

robyneatseverything,
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@EmiliaRomero @OliverClozoff I've just ran out of people within my search settings...yet again.

SpenPErotica, to random
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If you’ve read any of my twenty-six (?) pieces, may I ask if you have a favourite and why? That goes for a least favourite, too. I’m not above constructive critique!

I’m trying to kickstart the writing portion of my brain and I think some feedback will help.

https://mastodon.social/@SpenPErotica/109313030541588894

robyneatseverything,
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@SpenPErotica Ooh picking one is hard, so I'm going to go for two: Precipice and Flicker. Precipice in particular is so skilled at setting a scene and allowing the reader to sink into it.

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@SpenPErotica My pleasure!

robyneatseverything, to random
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A guy unmatched with me because my opening message wasn't flirty enough; well EXCUSE ME for needing a bit of a warm-up.

He wasn't even that cute, his loss 🖐

robyneatseverything,
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@twitloyalist It was on Bumble, where I, as someone with a vagina, messages first

Starcross, to random
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Feeling a bit like I'm in mourning because someone has chopped down their tree, a beautiful mature tree which was at the end of our garden, a tree which provided me with a bit of joy whenever I looked at it (which was often and long). It's a tiny bit like losing a friend and it's no doubt entirely unnecessary

robyneatseverything,
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@Starcross Losing mature trees is always a great sadness

18+ RomanticIsa, to random
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I really go through waves with my erotic writing and every time I’m in a slump I wonder if I should just pack it up altogether. My blog is still up but I haven’t written anything in months. Not sure what the issue is, maybe just life stress, but my libido has been severely lacking lately and I don’t like it one bit. There are occasional blips but overall it’s dire and it makes me feel like shit. Which in turn affects my motivation for writing.
I think I’m just too busy with everything, which is entirely my own fault as I signed up for the TOPIK II (Korean proficiency) test which is next week and I’ve been studying really hard for it. Maybe after that things will get better.

robyneatseverything,
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@RomanticIsa I feel this, I've just been through a slump recently. I hope it gets better for you, in whatever direction 🫂

robyneatseverything, to random
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After the absolute bullshit and dash of misery the last 2 months have brought me, I'm writing again, and it feels so good 💦

robyneatseverything,
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@sandralindsey There really isn't!

robyneatseverything,
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As usual, my Patreon supporters get to read it first, so if you're curious and fancy some Saturday afternoon fun, have a look: https://www.patreon.com/RobynEatsEverything?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

#PatreonCreator #SexBlog #erotica

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