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radio_alergy, to dadjokes
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What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

simonzerafa,

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One for your collection @davep
🙂

radio_alergy, to gaming
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When will we ever get Mega Man Legends 3?

radio_alergy, to dadjokes
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The lizard I bought wouldn’t stop telling dad jokes and when I returned it, the pet store clerk explained, “It’s not a lizard. That’s a stand-up chameleon.”

radio_alergy, to dadjokes
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What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?

Chicken sees a salad.

radio_alergy, to dadjokes
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A caveman and a bear walk into a bar. The bartender says "Okay, what's your story?"

The caveman replies "Bear with me."

radio_alergy, to random
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My math teacher said I was average.

But that is just mean.

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