@ray@goblin.camp

ray

@ray@goblin.camp

Simon Ray
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goofy goober
weird
18+ to follow please. nudity in media tab

posts about my life, art, scootering, fashion, walking, fodmaps, Edmonton AB, Christianity, and being gay and trans

don't post much politics but I boost raging communists. if you are not one please be respectful, turn off boosts for me if necessary.

avatar image desc: thinking koala
header image desc: a communist nascar race

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ray, to random

some of the greens from the farmers market taste more or less the same as supermarket, but in other cases.. these grocery store radishes make me legitimately angry to eat them now

InternetEh, to random
@InternetEh@dads.cool avatar

Lil guy: (to me) you're the smartest person in the world. Sorry mom, you snooze you lose.

Wife: that saying doesn't apply here. I've been to more school than him

Me: if anything I'm the one snoozing

ray,

@InternetEh at some point we all have to find out that knowing a lot of about mario doesn't necessarily make you smart

ray, to random

carta monir is still at the top of the contest to meet tony hawk 🥺 they better not pull some antisexworker bullshit to push her out or tame the meeting down or something. I need to see this happen so badly

ray, to random

just found out griffin from what happens next is canonically straight and I'm fucking howling

ray,

someone replied to that info with this

cw transphobia

ray,

griffin sitting in prison like WHY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIKES ME THIS INSUFFERABLE LITTLE FAGGOT

ray, to random

was reading an article about developing yourself as an adult man and it mentioned picking people to look up to and trying to emulate, which I always had trouble with because of transgender, but immediately the first guy that came to mind was john acorn from the local nature documentary 'acorn the nature nut' that I've been watching

mr acorn with a big camera
mr acorn with bugs on him
mr acorn in old timey hat and bowtie thing

ray,

finding the precise balance between these type of men

orange cassidy, a pro wrestler, with shades on and wearing all denim

ray, to random

i need to do a reinstall or something, my computer craps its pants when I restart it

ray, to random

model kit progress

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ray, (edited ) to random

if the end of your life happened in a paranormal way, would you rather

ray,

They really need to make poll text options longer.

ray,

spontaneous combustion is flashy AND hopefully you're alive for less long than the other options, so that's my vote. but if a ghost was killing me and it took awhile but I got to see a ghost that would be cool at least I guess

ray,

If you choose other I implore you to tell me what it is because I couldn't think of anything else to include

if you're just selecting other because you'd rather not die the other ways, you are a coward and bigfoot is hunting you right now

ray,

choosing the paranatural option does not mean disavowing that you're also getting killed by aliens or whatever.

or I guess.. same for spontaneous combustion...

ray,

I never thought of aliens or fairies as being a theory for spontaneous combustion. a being just gets so mad at you specifically and lights you on fire

ray,

@candle I just bundled them together due to space so it's more like, if you would choose spontaneous combustion you choose that option even if you would rather have aliens kill you than die from a mystery toxic goop disease (the case I was thinking of). I would absolutely not want mystery goop disease but I imagine someone out there would enjoy it

ray, to random

you can post awooga, you can post awoo, but where does posting just 'ga' get you

jackdaw_ruiz, to random
@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style avatar

I saw a display of troop respecting baseball caps in a store the other day and there were two in the mix that I think are ironic jokes that somehow snuck in? like what is going on here.

baseball cap with text reading "temperamental veteran, don't ask."

ray,

@jackdaw_ruiz It's def guys who have PTSD but it's gay to experience anything so they have to make a joke about it :/ depressing

bees, to random
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would you rather eat one horse-sized duck or 50 duck-sized horses

ray,

@bees immediately buying two body size freezers for the amount of duck meat I'm gonna be swimming in

sabrina, to random

half a carton is such an awkward amount of eggs to have before you go grocery shopping. on the one hand, i don't want to be extravagant and wasteful. on the other... what if i have a particularly eggful week

ray,

@sabrina just 2 months ago I would have agreed, but I've started to be an 'extra carton' fellow, always having an extra if possible... they last awhile so I haven't run into problems with it yet. it was out of necessity because I was going to the farmers market and I was like what if burn through these before I come back?! but it ended up enlightening me

ray, to random

two of my favorite guys are wrestling each other today, I gotta remember to check it out. haven't watched any in a long time

ray,

an angel and a hero

ray, to random

I can't stand weak little untoasted sausages.. when they're 'cooked' all the way through but they're not brown outside at all. I want some flavor.. I am scared of your grey little meat

ray,

@funkula thank you! I didnt do a poll because I don't trust this website anymore, there's half a chance I'd find out everyone likes watery gray sausage

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