revlayle

@revlayle@lemm.ee

I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket

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revlayle,

hunter2

revlayle,

Hyperion suggests that you do not think about the fact that this is only a digital reconstruction of your original body, which died the first time you respawned. Do NOT think about this!

revlayle,

NOPE!

To be fair it really does seem to work for me approximately 25% of the time.

revlayle,

Cavendish is the superior banan

revlayle,

Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”

revlayle,

I thought I was in programmer humor for a sec when I first saw the image, then I died a little bit

revlayle,

When does it happen? I’m 53, and still obsessed with software development and technology in general. Moving to the country sound like it’s nice and quiet, but too far away from urban things I enjoy.

revlayle,

He does make new ones occasionally. There is a section for his new stuff. None of it is on a schedule tho.

revlayle,

Bu h onion nws n work nds h lr !

Spotify CEO Daniel Ek surprised by how much laying off 1,500 employees negatively affected the streaming giant’s operations (fortune.com)

When Spotify announced its largest-ever round of layoffs in December, CEO Daniel Ek hailed a new age of efficiency at the streaming giant. But four months on, it seems he and his executives weren’t prepared for how tough filling in for 1,500 axed workers would be....

revlayle,

Oh no, a leopard ate my face!

revlayle,

Um, it’s Chairman of the BORED, thank you very much

revlayle,

FFLAGK BIDEN

wat

revlayle,

Nah, he disappeared in a puff of logic because of the babel fish.

revlayle,

That was exactly my wife and I’s assessment of that film. We thought it was a slightly entertaining but mostly boring film… then the last 15 or so minutes we laughed our asses off. Once Brad Pitt’s character makes the clicking sound we were “ohhh shiiit”

revlayle,

Great, now I need to play some peggle

revlayle,

Massachusetts: Am I a joke to you?

revlayle,

Whelp, we all lose eventually

revlayle,

[Mitch Hedberg intensifies]

revlayle,

Colloquially known as “the god of the gaps”. If you put your faith in god’s power based on the unknowable, then god’s power continually decreases as the unknowable becomes known.

revlayle,

Almost everything at Aldi is private label, which is why it is cheaper (again you only find a few recognizable name brands). However, I will not by fresh foods from Aldi as most of the time as it goes bad fast. I do like their snacks and prepackaged deli stuff tho.

revlayle,

I think it is an old PC with WordStar

revlayle,

Neato, that worked pretty well

revlayle,

There are still Kmarts??

revlayle,

In my experience, half of my engineering professors were terrible teachers

revlayle,

I am a software engineer, my wife lets me ramble about all sorts of development and other nerdy things related all the time without a single complaint.

She is my rubber duck, which I apologize to her for :D

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