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robyneatseverything

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Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.

A longer, better bio is available on my blog: https://www.robyneatseverything.com

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I did a fancy body scan thingy at the gym, and although my body fat % is more butter than person, I have above average lean muscle mass all over 💅💪

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My nestie says it's due to all the sex.

robyneatseverything,
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@SpenPErotica You appear to be far more than kinda fit. Evidence #1 - thighs.

girlonthenet, to random
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I'm doing this tomorrow, and I am so prepared: all my little numbered stickers stuck to the right bits of my bike, pannier packed with things I might need, cycling clothes laid out on the bed so I can grab them in the morning. Now to begin the process of completely shitting myself and wishing I had never signed up to do something even vaguely outside my comfort zone. https://www.ridelondon.co.uk/our-rides/ridelondon-essex-60

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@girlonthenet Have an awesome time!

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She's taken to sleeping on the pillow next to mine every night, which is super cute, but I have to de-fur the bed every morning.

robyneatseverything, to random
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I've applied for a postal vote as I'm travelling on the day of the general, so a reminder that YOU CAN TOO if you're on holiday or a student or have limited mobility or just can't be arsed to go to a place (totally legit)

https://www.gov.uk/apply-postal-vote

robyneatseverything, to random
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Off out on a first date but I can't wear anything sexy because it's FREEZING 🥶

My tights are this <-------------------> thick

robyneatseverything, to random
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I have a date on Thursday and the guy is very active on social media, so I've blocked out a chunk of my day to do some vetting.

robyneatseverything, to random
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I was today years old when I realised you could change the distance on Feeld from km to miles and it's changed my life 🌟

Starcross, to random
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I don't think I'll ever bother going to a creative writing workshop again, every single one has been thoroughly awful

robyneatseverything,
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@Starcross What actually happens in one?

robyneatseverything, to animals
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Both fearsome predator and tiny baby

robyneatseverything, to random
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I just watched Hackers for the first time, and really wish I hadn't.

Great soundtrack though 👌

robyneatseverything,
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@lewdmachines I actually really enjoyed the outfits, particularly Jonny Lee Miller's leg harness/crop top combo 🔥

girlonthenet, to random
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"When they hold me like a trophy they’ve just been awarded... When we share in each other’s pride... When we share something we’ve never shared before and learn something new or beautiful about each other or us... When we work as a team, a partnership."

Holy fuck, @robyneatseverything, just fill my fucking heart up to bursting, why don't you?

This is glorious. I am so full of yearning.

https://robyneatseverything.com/notes-on-intimacy/

robyneatseverything,
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@girlonthenet ❤️❤️❤️

robyneatseverything, to random
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Left my mum a voice note earlier and she replied: "Why are you talking like that, you're common"

The mystery of where my accent came from is no nearer its conclusion.

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Late for because when the sun comes out, she goes on extensive outdoor adventures ❤️

robyneatseverything,
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@sandralindsey Sitting/investigating is essential

robyneatseverything,
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@MintSpies It does seem the best life 🙌

robyneatseverything, to random
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Officially getting railed in a sundress weather 🙌☀️

robyneatseverything, to random
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Keep seeing amazing photos of the Northern Lights here in the UK and in my part of the sky? Fuck all.

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    robyneatseverything,
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    @girlonthenet I'm so sorry, this sounds shit 💜 Hugs and thoughts and whatever you need mate x

    merialc, to random
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    Have been fantasy house shopping, and am now a little too invested in the house that I would buy if I win the lottery.

    robyneatseverything,
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    @merialc This is my favourite activity 🙌

    robyneatseverything,
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    @merialc I still end up spending too much money on nonsense 😭

    robyneatseverything, to random
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    A good morning to you all, but especially to my Patreon supporters because my latest monthly audio blog has just dropped for the £3.50 a month gang 🎤

    On the agenda this month, INCREDIBLE sex with my boyfriend, sleeping vs fucking, and I read 'Reflecting; sex, my mirror, and me' in my best sexy phone voice.

    https://www.patreon.com/posts/103674209?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_source=android

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    My boyfriend and nestie just met for the first time and talked about music for an hour and really liked each other and MY HEART, IT'S FULL ❤️

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