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robyneatseverything

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Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.

A longer, better bio is available on my blog: https://www.robyneatseverything.com

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Since Seven Days of Smut 2.0 is done and I'm a masochist for a challenge, I'm starting something new and writing my very first HORROR.

It'll be a super short, psychological-type story but omg I can't wait to write outside of my comfort zone.

Tips welcomed 🙏

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@Mollysdailykiss Thank you for your faith in me 🙌

robyneatseverything,
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@Mollysdailykiss Yes please, I'd love to see how you've treated it 🙏

shaknais, to random
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That's it. I live in a sitcom.

My ex-wife cheated on me, when we were together, with a certain guy.
Certain guy just asked me out on a date... Whilst he's officially dating my ex-wife.

Wat.

robyneatseverything,
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@shaknais This is CRAZY

robyneatseverything, to random
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I am not allowing facial recognition to derail my skincare routine

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I'm pretty sad Seven Days of Smut 2.0 is now done, but you can still read any and every piece of filth on my website! Here is a handy thread of all the links for your pleasure and convenience🧵

Splash; getting used in a hot tub (a public foursome, plus witnesses, where my body gets used by others): https://robyneatseverything.com/splash-getting-used-in-a-hot-tub/

The Conundrum (whyyy are some people so hot you can't decide what to do with them first? Very detailed description of horn): https://robyneatseverything.com/the-conundrum-i-cant-decide/

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PinkLabel and Chill; watching porn together (Patreon exclusive, featuring very urgent masturbation to queer porn): https://robyneatseverything.com/watching-porn-together/

Strangers on a Train (a first person account of a public train seduction and fuck, with a TWIST): https://robyneatseverything.com/strangers-on-a-train-roleplay/

The Ass Fucking of my Life (Patreon exclusive story about the best anal of my life, while hungover): https://robyneatseverything.com/the-ass-fucking-of-my-life/

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Please, can I wank about you? (Needy, pleading smut about what gets me off and how I do it): https://robyneatseverything.com/please-can-i-wank-about-you/

Birthday Cake (how much I like delicious cum on my face): https://robyneatseverything.com/birthday-cake-i-want-it/

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I genuinely hope you all enjoyed the week and that the smut helped get you off/cheer you up/make this never-ending January slightly more bearable 🙏

cyan, to random
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If I haven’t answered or interacted or talked to you, it is my depression.

It’s not you.

robyneatseverything,
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@cyan 🫂🫂🫂

robyneatseverything, to animals
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This morning, she greeted me, let me have a bed cuddle, and followed me downstairs to watch me open my presents ❤️

robyneatseverything,
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@rainacapybara And she knows it 😌 Thank you!

robyneatseverything,
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@petelittle1970 Oh my goodness, twins! 😍

18+ robyneatseverything, to random
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Opened this card this morning and cried because I'm overwhelmed with love ❤️

And I really like beans.

robyneatseverything,
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@Starcross Thank you! 🫘

robyneatseverything, to random
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Siobhán's outfit is SO GOOD, I need it, please tell me how I can get it

robyneatseverything,
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@GoodCheerPixie The colours! The stripes!

robyneatseverything,
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I found it and I bought it!

https://lucyandyak.com/products/aiden-roll-neck-top-organic-cotton-knit-black-white-stripe?variant=39432152580199

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@onqueerstreet This is actually the first thing I've ever bought from them! I've always been interested in the dungarees, but stupid thoughts about my stomach have always stopped me.

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@onqueerstreet Thank you!

robyneatseverything, to random
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Just FYI, I think tomorrow's post is the hottest one of Seven Days of Smut 2.0...

deliberately leaves you dribbling for more

robyneatseverything, to random
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Morning and happy Sunday! Just a note to say today's post for Seven Days of Smut will be shared later on today, because I'm doing family stuff and it's impossible to publish porn with someone as nosey as my mum around.

robyneatseverything,
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@fuzzypeach My god, I have wanked so much this week my clit is sore

robyneatseverything, to random
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Has anyone written any porn about the new Gladiators yet? Please?

robyneatseverything, to random
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Pretty sure I just heard audio of porn being played at the indoor bowls championships. Did I hear that, or am I manifesting?

Either way, I like indoor bowls now.

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@shinydan Aha, thank you!

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