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robyneatseverything

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Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.

A longer, better bio is available on my blog: https://www.robyneatseverything.com

https://linktr.ee/robyneatseverything

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I'm staying in a budget hotel that has the nicest view and operational air-con and I feel so blessed ๐Ÿ™Œ

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@coldclimate I think our air-con units might be related?

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@Mactonex Oh wow, I'd just stare at that all night

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The absolute best way to get out of doing the Sunday Spring Clean is to take your sertraline at the wrong time and become so nauseous you can't move ๐Ÿ‘

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This is sarcasm btw, nausea is not a good time ๐Ÿ‘Ž

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@threeofus Oof, I have to wait until I have enough food in my stomach to line it

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French crisps, fruity cocktails, good films; I am LIVING this Saturday night ๐Ÿ’ƒ

robyneatseverything,
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@Ptfeperson You had me at mini magnums ๐Ÿ˜

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Has anyone mentioned the weather yet today? And how it's colder in the UK than it was all winter?

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@MintSpies Haha of course!

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Can I eat a Toffee Crisp at 10:48pm?

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@We_Fear_Nothing It's getting eaten as we speak

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Fuck austerity; the government will always find money to be needlessly and relentlessly cruel.

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Patrons! I managed to write something today, in between all the napping and eating, and it's up on Patreon for your Sunday evening reading:

https://www.patreon.com/RobynEatsEverything

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Things I have, rightly or wrongly, prioritised today over writing:

Napping
Buffy
Cleaning out my kitchen drawers
Eating too many bagels
Watching fossil hunting reels
Napping
Going to the tip
Caramel cheesecake chocolate
Playing with the cat
A sudden urge to dust
Napping

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@ianbradbury That was a high point tbh

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@Wondering_Hannigan Sometimes you really have to pound the hours in

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OK, I've been for a walk and it's given me a smut-sized amount of writing energy โšก๏ธ

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My CPAP mask cushion has torn and I now can't wear it; I'm going to be so tired and grumpy and tired ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Oh god, I don't want to suffocate tonight and this be my last toot

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OR THAT ONE, ffs

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@twitloyalist I'd love a new cushion rn

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@Ptfeperson I am going to struggle through by going out to lunch ๐Ÿ’…

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@Ptfeperson Ooh so fancy! The last conference I went to just had biscuits.

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