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It’s like a half hour long fever dream…

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🎶Who lives in a nightmare under the sea?🎶

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The Killers - All these things that I’ve done?

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🎶your own….racoon…Jesus 🎶

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No, but GREAT guess and a great song. Think more modern. Also, not sure why the AI played up the horse so much, it does factor into the song much.

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Great guess!

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No, but good guess.

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Spirit in the sky - Norman Greenbaum?

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His name is Herman. Now you know him.

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Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”

Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”

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Spiderman: Applies for a home mortgage Spiderman: Home Town Buffet Spiderman: Home Shopping Network

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When I see how some women were treated in the 50’s, I get the feeling the scariest thing to many men would be a woman they couldn’t command.

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Smashing Pumpkins: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

R.E.M. - Automatic for the people

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Is it too much to ask for a Godzilla movie where he and king king go to a coffee shop and pretentiously sip stadium-sized espressos while animatedly discussing which philosophers would best perform a rail grind down the worlds longest handrail while whistling “Country Roads” by John Denver and juggling a piece of the original cross, the Loch Ness Monster’s kidney stone and a VHS tape containing the last remaining copy of a deleted scene from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood where he laughs at a fart. 10/10 would watch.

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From the people who brought you the Walkie Talkie, presenting the new Scooty Shooty

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The Vespa 150 TAP, aka, Zoomy Ka-boomy

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Wait…there are people that clean their earbuds?

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Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.

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