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samhenrigold, to random
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are left- and right-wing positions reversed in RTL language-speaking countries

samhenrigold,
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@jelly my favorite fun fact to pull out at parties is that the red/blue system only exists because some CBS news producer had to pick colors in the 80s and liked the alliteration of “republican red”. and it just stuck.

…i’m not invited to many parties.

samhenrigold, to random
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gonna be live screaming the

samhenrigold,
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@popey thanks! i bought it for myself as a housewarming gift. it was designed by Susan Kare: https://www.areaware.com/products/cairo-throw?_pos=1&_sid=e568d2082&_ss=r

samhenrigold, to random
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the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.

Follow up post: “We have an update, believe it or not” Attached is a picture of the cybertruck stuck on a beach, its wheels sunk into the sand

samhenrigold,
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there once was a douche from Nantucket, who parked his new truck and said “fuck it.” he tried off-roading on sand, it got out of hand, now his cybertruck’s stuck and can’t budge it.

samhenrigold,
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@isagalaev man you must be fun at parties.

samhenrigold, to random
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from the archives: tired of using the trash to delete files? might I recommend chucking unwanted files in T̷͖̅Ḧ̴̟́Ȇ̴̢ ̶̜̽H̴̺̕Ò̶̜Ḽ̸̏E̴̘͆

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samhenrigold,
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i live streamed making this a year ago. you can watch the first hour but the video freezes after that lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fscfSY7OLO4&t=5579s

samhenrigold, to random
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if i ran a university founded by intellectuals who left traditional universities in protest of their conformist tendencies and limitations on academic freedom, i simply wouldn’t call the cops to arrest a bunch of my students that pay through the nose to attend https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/college-protests-israel-palestine-war/?id=109734946

samhenrigold,
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cowards

samhenrigold,
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how about balancing your fuckin books before asking the NYPD to WWE wrestlemania body slam some kids with hand painted protest signs.

jimniels, to random
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FREE DESIGN CONSULTATION for this flow:

[iOS in-app alert]

“Are you enjoying this app?”

[Yes / No]

Yes -> prompt user for App Store review

No -> take user to in-app form asking why they don’t like the app

My suggestion:

  1. don’t do this
  2. if you’re going to anyway, make the very first option on the “No” form be auto-selected and it says “I actually like the app, I just didn’t want to say ‘yes’ and be taken to fill out a review at the moment you asked because I’m busy”
samhenrigold,
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@jimniels third option if space permits on the initial alert: “It’s fine I guess; go away and don’t ask again”

samhenrigold, to random
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would love an explanation why this was the third song in my spotify discover weekly. i mean it’s bop-y but i don’t speak german https://open.spotify.com/track/7ki0Q2nYTBhVxZvqLLDp5W

samhenrigold,
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i preferred the original https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0

samhenrigold, to nyc
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samhenrigold,
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here was the reaction when he ate the final ball. some favorite quotes from the crowd:

  • “WHEN I SAY CHEESE, YOU SAY BALLS”
  • “LET ME LICK YOUR FINGERS KING”
  • “this is what positive masculinity looks like”

video/mp4

samhenrigold,
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kyle, to random
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I’ve just kind of ignored passkeys because they seem opaque, onerous, and coupled. It is not obvious why I want authentication to be magical instead of explicit and knowable. It is not obvious why I should change the foundation of my threat model for my digital identity that has never failed in 25 years. As far as I can tell, the introduction of passkeys just made me click more cancel boxes when logging into websites. Bound to be a little sour on them.

samhenrigold,
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@rooster @kyle Speaking from personal experience, my dad uses the same password everywhere — throwaway accounts, banks, etc. Try as I might, I cannot get the man to use the 1Password family account I am paying for. I don't think he will ever use Passkeys. I, on the other hand, have super long random passwords with MFA.

I’m the more likely party to use Passkeys, but I am not the beneficiary. The people who would benefit from them are the same people who refuse to use anything beyond "hunter2".

joesteel, to random
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I love Shortcuts. I love WiFi device names. I love conflict resolution when I didn’t edit the Shortcut on either of those dates.

samhenrigold,
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@joesteel that’s a lot of iphones

samhenrigold, to random
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samhenrigold,
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what are we doing here bro. this is chaos

samhenrigold,
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