samhenrigold

samhenrigold, 16 hours ago to random

calling a cat 🤝 networking
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samhenrigold, 1 day ago to Eurovision

republicans for the last 4 years

#eurovision

samhenrigold, 1 day ago to random

figma is cool because you can set padding 40 different ways and each one has debilitating cons.

samhenrigold, 3 days ago to random

EDIT: I would like to apologize for the original version of this post. The views expressed in it do not reflect those of the Walt Disney corporation and I am deeply sorry for the pain it inflicted upon shareholders.

samhenrigold, 4 days ago to random

gonna be live screaming the #appleevent

samhenrigold, 4 days ago to random

@dgriffinjones had me on the @cultofmac CultCast today to share my exclusive insights into tomorrow’s #AppleEvent with the world. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cultcast/id503494956?i=1000654700417

samhenrigold, 5 days ago to random

posted an extremely important video today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z599C22Tt_g

samhenrigold, 5 days ago to random

the Nantucket Current has been chronicling the first cybertruck on the island and is making fun of them parking like a dick. this is the reason a free press is crucial to democracy.

Follow up post: “We have an update, believe it or not” Attached is a picture of the cybertruck stuck on a beach, its wheels sunk into the sand

samhenrigold, 7 days ago to random

from the archives: tired of using the trash to delete files? might I recommend chucking unwanted files in T̷͖̅Ḧ̴̟́Ȇ̴̢ ̶̜̽H̴̺̕Ò̶̜Ḽ̸̏E̴̘͆

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samhenrigold, 7 days ago to random

if i ran a university founded by intellectuals who left traditional universities in protest of their conformist tendencies and limitations on academic freedom, i simply wouldn’t call the cops to arrest a bunch of my students that pay through the nose to attend https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/college-protests-israel-palestine-war/?id=109734946

samhenrigold, 9 days ago to random

i have determined that i simply attract german shitposts. i am like catnip for confused recommendation algorithms. between that spotify discover weekly thing and this, i have no other way to explain why i keep getting 3D animations with german text to speech.

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samhenrigold, 9 days ago to random

tbh they should just repurpose the android lawn sculpture land as a mock cemetery for their killed products. https://9to5google.com/2024/04/30/google-needs-a-more-formalized-way-to-kill-products/

samhenrigold, 10 days ago to random

i’ll buy you a coffee if you install mastodon for android on a rabbit https://www.androidauthority.com/rabbit-r1-is-an-android-app-3438805/

samhenrigold, 11 days ago to random

would love an explanation why this was the third song in my spotify discover weekly. i mean it’s bop-y but i don’t speak german https://open.spotify.com/track/7ki0Q2nYTBhVxZvqLLDp5W

samhenrigold, 13 days ago to nyc

today in union square, about 500 people gathered to watch a guy eat cheeseballs until he yacked. it was magical.

#nyc #cheeseballman

the man has his hands in the now half-empty jar
he holds up the jar to the crowd, now a quarter full
the man victoriously pumping his cheese dust-covered first in the air in front of a cheering crowd

jimniels, 18 days ago to random

FREE DESIGN CONSULTATION for this flow:

[iOS in-app alert]

“Are you enjoying this app?”

[Yes / No]

Yes -> prompt user for App Store review

No -> take user to in-app form asking why they don’t like the app

My suggestion:

1. don’t do this
2. if you’re going to anyway, make the very first option on the “No” form be auto-selected and it says “I actually like the app, I just didn’t want to say ‘yes’ and be taken to fill out a review at the moment you asked because I’m busy”