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shochdoerfer

@shochdoerfer@phpc.social

Software developer, Conference speaker, https://rheinneckar.social/@bitexpert co-founder, https://rheinneckar.social/@unKonf host, https://phpc.social/@phpugffm & https://phpc.social/@phpugmrn organizer, @traefik Ambassador.

#php #ecommerce #linux #windows #community #rheinneckarrocks #fedi22 tfr

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lornajane, to random

My word of the week this week is definitely "facepalm". What's yours?

shochdoerfer,
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@lornajane now I really want to know how often you "facepalmed" this week :)

shochdoerfer, to random German
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Teach your database how to speak Wire Protocol https://github.com/fcoury/oxide

shochdoerfer, to random
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I am aware of RFC 1149 (Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers), but I had no clue there's a competing standard "IP over Burrito Carriers" in the works https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/draft-lohsen-ip-burrito-00

shochdoerfer,
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@wikiyu haha true

frankkleine, to random German

So, bin mal umgezogen da der alte Server leider abgeschaltet wird.

shochdoerfer,
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@frankkleine andere Server haben auch schöne Toots (oder so ähnlich)...

shochdoerfer, to random German
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Open Source Feature Flagging and A/B Testing Platform https://github.com/growthbook/growthbook

dragonmantank, to random

Open Sourced Code !== Open to Contribution

None of that matters though, because true OSS allows you to fork and modify for your own use. You don’t need your contributions committed upstream to be allowed to use your modifications. The beauty lies in that you can do things the author doesn’t want to support. The author is not obligated to accept your changes or support them. You are free to share your fork.

shochdoerfer,
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@ramsey have the same for one of my projects. The "author" is not reachable, can't open issue on GH. Super annoying...

mikey179, to random German

Müssen nicht immer Züge sein.

Blick an einem Weinglas vorbei auf Weinberge und zur Rheinebene.
Links unscharf ein Weinglas, rechts beginnende Weinstöcke.
Weinglas, dahinter Pfalz.

shochdoerfer,
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@mikey179 gute Alternative!

heiglandreas, to random
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So it took me almost 5 hours to get from Frankfurt to Frankfurt.... 🙈

And that even (almost) without delay!

shochdoerfer,
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@Skoop @ravetracer_22 @heiglandreas naming things is hard, not only in IT :)

shochdoerfer,
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@ravetracer_22 @Skoop @heiglandreas good talk! I remember seeing it also...

jrf_nl, to random
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I'm proud to announce I have been awarded a Google Open Source Peer Award.
https://opensource.googleblog.com/2023/05/google-open-source-peer-bonus-program-announces-first-group-of-winners-2023.html

It's humbling to be included in this list with so many illustrious names.

I'm also very happy that PHP is (finally) represented in the list of projects included in this program.

shochdoerfer,
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@jrf_nl congrats!

shochdoerfer, to random German
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#MyGitHubStar Nomad autoscaler brings autoscaling to your #Nomad workloads https://github.com/hashicorp/nomad-autoscaler

shochdoerfer, to random German
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x86 virtualization in your browser, recompiling x86 to wasm on the fly https://github.com/copy/v86

markusstaab, to random German
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Since 2023-01-01 a whopping 416 pull requests of mine have been merged into open source projects

shochdoerfer,
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@markusstaab THANK YOU for your service!

shochdoerfer, to random German
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Klaro! - a privacy and security tool for your website https://github.com/kiprotect/klaro

ravetracer_22, to random German
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    shochdoerfer,
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    @ravetracer_22 good decision! I did the same with one of my many side projects earlier this year.

    asgrim, to php
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    Looking forward to next week: travelling to Poland for the first time, to speak at @PHPers Summit about "Living Life on a Legacy Project" ! #php #phpconference 📢 🐘

    Info & tickets: https://summit.phpers.pl/en/

    shochdoerfer,
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    @asgrim have fun!

    heiglandreas, to random
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    Hey @phpstan gurus: Is this (https://phpstan.org/r/aa4ffbf7-1613-46a7-b215-1d8a5bafce8a) expected behaviour?

    I thought I specified all the relevant infos but somehow the array-values get mixed up....

    This btw worked with PHPStan 1.9 IIRC

    I'm hesitating to declare that a bug as I'm not 100% sure whether that's expected outcome... (though I didn't expect it)

    (the function setup is legacy...)

    shochdoerfer,
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    @heiglandreas good question for tonight's @phpugffm meetup ;)

    ramsey, to random
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    I had an amazing stroke of luck in catching my connecting flight in ATL. I made it to the gate late (my flight from ORD arrived late), the door was closed, and the gate agents were already down the jet bridge at the plane to do their final paperwork, etc.

    The pilot saw me through the windows and asked them to let me on. The gate agents came back up to the gate and told me they wouldn’t have been authorized to let me on, but since the pilot approved it, they could.

    So, I got to board the plane!

    shochdoerfer,
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    @ramsey lucky you. Had a similar situation once in SFO. I arrived the second the gate was closed. The gate agents told me they are not allowed to open the gates again. That was super annoying.

    dseguy, to php French
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    8.3 is getting typed constants. Yeah!

    https://wiki.php.net/rfc/typed_class_constants

    shochdoerfer,
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    @dseguy this is cool!

    ramsey, to php
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    Heading to bed early for an early wake-up time for my flight to Chicago for this week. This will be the first in-person conference I’ve spoken at since 2019. I’m feeling a little nervous, both of traveling and of speaking, but I’m feeling very good about the talks themselves.

    shochdoerfer,
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    @ramsey have fun!

    edorian, to random
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    One of the most exciting PHP projects just dropped their v2:

    https://www.cspray.io/blog/autowiring-and-annotated-container/

    I've been longing for modern, clean, fast and open DI in PHP for a while. And this is scratching an Itch I had nearly given up on.

    (Yes SF-DI is making progress in a direction I don't hate as well, no you're not doing it wrong™ either way <3 )

    shochdoerfer,
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    @edorian it's really sad that I could not build more traction for Disco https://github.com/bitExpert/disco

    mirjam_diala, to random

    I feel my talk for has come together nicely 🥹 I feel comfortable with it. May still move around things on slides a bit, pratice... but all in all, it's ready to come out of it's box and let an audience decide how it's doing.

    shochdoerfer,
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    @mirjam_diala @SenseException I would love to listen to your insights regarding body language improvements for talks/workshops. Maybe @unKonf at some point?

    shochdoerfer, to random German
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    Looking for speakers for both my @phpugffm & @phpugmrn meetups for the next months. German or English talks, it doesn't really matter. If you have a topic to share and you can travel to Frankfurt or Mannheim, ping me. #phpc #phpugmrn #phpugffm #communityworks

    shochdoerfer,
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    @dragonbe @phpugffm @phpugmrn just wanted to be sure that I got your intention right ;)

    Let me check our open slots, will send you an email with the details. But that might take a while, currently quite busy...

    shochdoerfer,
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    @dragonbe @phpugffm @phpugmrn have you seen my email from a few days ago?

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