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asgrim

@asgrim@phpc.social

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asgrim, to random
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Anyone remember Apple Vision Pro....? 😂

video/mp4

ramsey, to random
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What’s up with 19.2 fl oz beer cans? I mean, I like the size, but it’s not an even amount of anything. It equates to 567.81 ml.

Yes, I know American units are wonky, but sometimes they’re weird because they actually equal to an even metric number. For example, they sell 16.9 fl oz water bottles because that’s a half liter.

So, what gives on the 19.2 fl oz / 567.81 ml measurement for these tall cans?

asgrim,
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@ramsey that's a pint in UK 👍 🍺

asgrim, to random
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I wonder if the Bri'ish "bo'u'o'ua'ah" is the longest English string of vowels in a word? 🤔

asgrim,
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Americans losing their mind right now trying to work out what it means

The Big Bang Theory Jim Parsons GIF

asgrim,
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@anthony u fukin wot m8 ill av u, u no wot i meen??? cors its engish, wen u ask at de shop to buy a bo'u'o'ua'ah, init

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@GeeH story points is just days

asgrim,
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@weph @GeeH 💀

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GeeH, to random
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Currently arguing with @asgrim and @ocramius on 3 different platforms

asgrim,
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@GeeH @ocramius no you're not

dseguy, to php French
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I finally found an occurrence of this beauty :

$this->$this

It still looks like a typo in the original code, but with the help of __toString, it works. Also, strict_types doesn't help here.

https://php-tips.readthedocs.io/en/latest/tips/this_this.html and more tips!

asgrim,
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asgrim, to rust
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Hrmm, it's only 10:15 and one of the speakers already dunking on PHP 🙄 I thought the community was supposed to be welcoming, but apparently not.

Skoop, to random
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Should @ingewikkeld stop to exist?

This question is hard, but we have to ask it right now.

I need a new gig soon, otherwise the question will answer itself.

Read more: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/activity-7176874669763907584-us6c?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop

asgrim,
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@Skoop @ingewikkeld ouch, I hope you get sorted soon :(

sebastian, to random
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With GitHub Releases, is there a way to configure "N commits to 11.0 since this release" instead of "N commits to main since this release"?

asgrim,
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@sebastian my guess is it is based off your default branch, so you'd have to change that too if that's the case

asgrim, to random
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I'm gonna be on a live stream on Friday!!! Will be chatting about the new PECL replacement tool, PIE 🥧 that I'm working on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWsGDUCxbT0

asgrim,
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@afilina it's very early days yet, but possibly! Thank you!

asgrim,
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@mwop it works great! 😄

Crell, to php
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And of course, this site features a half dozen languages and their package system... But forgets about .

Even if you don't use PHP yourself, ignoring one of the largest and best designed package systems (/) is just dumb.

https://deps.dev/

asgrim,
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@simonrjones @derickr @Crell @mwop an overhaul is in the works, current design: https://github.com/ThePHPF/pie-design/pull/1

asgrim, to random
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Naming things is hard! What would you suggest for a name for the new PECL installer tool that is being worked on? 📢

asgrim,
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@ocramius doesn't really tell you what the tool does though, does it? /s

asgrim,
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@ocramius yes, but marketing ;)

asgrim,
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@Pol yep

asgrim,
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@Pol sounds quite much like what we're doing; check out https://github.com/asgrim/npecl-design/pull/1

asgrim,
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@mwop that is genuinely a forerunner at the moment actually!

asgrim,
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@josh 🤣

asgrim,
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@afilina @mwop that's awesome Anna! Thank you

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