sluttymayo

sluttymayo, 13 hours ago to random

we tried to peer pressure a friend into wearing a helmet on their new electric bicycle, didn't succeed :pensive_cowboy:

sluttymayo, 16 hours ago to random

anyone know a retired english coal miner they can ask a question for me? (about mining; not about pissing on thatcher's grave, i have no questions about that)

sluttymayo, 1 day ago to random

real cuddlebug hours in the maison de sluttymayo

sluttymayo, 1 day ago to random

"it's sad, this really shows the moral decay of society right now, people are" shuuuuut the fuuuuuck up

sluttymayo, 4 days ago to random

father thiccenzie
etc etc
look at him working
darning his tiktok butt scrunch leggings in the night when there's nobody there

sluttymayo, 5 days ago to random

happy mother's day to all the moms mommies milfs and motherfuckers

sluttymayo, 7 days ago to random

my wife got me the best early birthday gift ever

the jort horse plush, sitting up, getting his snout sniffed by my dog who is just poking into frame. this is very silly
closeup of the gay little jorts with their adorable little rhinestones

sluttymayo, 7 days ago to random

haha [hair twirl] so is there a gal fieri?

sluttymayo, 7 days ago to random

littleman, budd, and binker, attorneys* at law

*not attorneys, just my dog three times

exchgr, 8 days ago to random

free idea: headrest ponytail slot

sluttymayo, 13 days ago to random

a dog so small it lives forever

sluttymayo, 16 days ago to random

looking for a candidate who thrives in fast-paced, dynamic environment (an actively collapsing zinc mine)

sluttymayo, 18 days ago to random

yeah i got a skincare routine bish, it's the orange pumice hand cleaner and then mayo

sluttymayo, 20 days ago to random

damn it i missed the all-lesbian steel drum todd rundgren cover concert at the converted streetcar power plant venue last night

sluttymayo, 24 days ago to random

now listen here son, you're going to be mowing lawns all summer to pay for the damage you caused to my mailbox with that shitdamn frozen baguette bicycle jousting mishap, you hear?

sluttymayo, 27 days ago to random

demanding a ransom in unmarked, non-sequential kohl's cash

sluttymayo, 28 days ago to random

a recall notice has been issued, as national toot shitposting board investigators have determined the unauthorized use of soap when installing the jorts on the horse can cause it to just straight up explode like a potted plant in goldeneye

sluttymayo, 28 days ago to random

don't forget to leave hennessy and cookies out by the fireplace for snoop dogg tonight!

sluttymayo, 1 month ago to random

i put new casters on my desk chair and they're taller than the old ones and it feels like i installed a lift kit

sluttymayo, 1 month ago to random

fuck the oscar mayer wienermobile. we're cruising for bussy in the jorts horsemobile

sluttymayo, 1 month ago to random

dogs 🤝 dogwood trees
bark

sluttymayo, 1 month ago to random

threw out my george foreman grill because a foreman is an enforcer for the boss. i got a george unionstewardman grill instead, but now whatever i cook in it sticks together?

sluttymayo, 1 month ago to random

we're just stapling shit to the wall to see what sticks

sluttymayo, 1 month ago to random

crabonation makes soda snipsnap instead of fizz