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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Ejecting waste in low planetary orbit should have been SOP to ensure it’s burned up on atmospheric re-entry. Leaving it in space as the Star Destroyer did is the most hazardous.

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It would be characteristically Empire to eject the waste in a geosynchronous orbit so it stays there for years and years, as a “fuck you” to the planet below.

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Tab’nac! Vraiment???

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Neelix knows.

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“I may be Admiral by rank, but all I’ve wanted to be was an engineer.”

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Japan’s next.

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Sure, we’ve had first constable, but what about second constable?

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And yet the Klingon lessons are “the men and women walk” and “Martok and Torg respect Kahless” and “the soldier repaired Mara’s robot”.

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I know all the right words for “want” and “kill”, I’m just not advanced enough to be able to correctly say “I want to kill you”. Maybe “SoH HoH jIneH”? I have SO much to learn.

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STOP PUSHING YOUR DIPLOMATIC AGENDA, DUOLINGO!!

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I figured it out. Based on the KLD, it would be “qaHoH jIneH”. It’s a special case.

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Aw gross, I was gonna eat that, and now it’s gonna taste like cucumber.

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I can see a bit of AMC Gremlin at certain angles, but there’s a lot of Lada Niva there too.

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It didn’t materially change in a year, it’s probably fine. Well, it would taste awful but it’s probably doing well.

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But Facebook still exists.

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No, and I don’t intend to. Fuck that place.

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I think you’re confusing it with Zuckerberg. Or maybe they’re one and the same?

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These are too long for me, can I make short jants?

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Not Hot Jants?

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Time for UL2271 certification. Just like NYC.

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So Dune is right, Spice exists, and that’s how we access other dimensions? WILD.

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We need to get stoned. In a controlled manner. For science!!

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Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.

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I always ask nicely and say “please” to prevent your timeline from happening, John. I do what I can.

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I’ll pray they kill you with a sexbot.

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