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smuuthbrane

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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Bone tea. You gotta steep it a few hours, though.

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The disarming route:

You: Can I have a raise? Pest: What? I can’t give you one, I’m not your boss. You: Say that last part again slowly. [insert raise eyebrows here for emphasis]

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laughs in Ontario

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Corn dogs belong at a circus or fair or such outdoor event. If someone handed me a corn dog in the office I’d probably look like that too.

It’s probably just an oven-baked Pogo, too. Deep fried or GTFO.

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Being a monk/nun/hermit/recluse is still an option in this day and age. Go for it.

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Right there with you.

unchecked drooling intensifies

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Due to shorter attention spans these cats only have 7 lives.

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Due to limited resources this hydra will grow only 3 heads for every 2 you cut off.

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Not me, but my wife said as a kid that the Incredible Mumford freaked her out when he’d have his accident.

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I am choosing to recognize that as applesauce. Yum.

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What, no relish?!? Is this some kind of weird Midwestern toppings thing??

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Yeah, me too, but now they do CNC work and sheet metal as well. (In this case, both!)

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That’s my assumption as well, but why they wouldn’t say “hey could you use one of these standard thicknesses?” is beyond me.

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Probably, but why’d they do it with a tiny little end mill?? You’d think Blanchard grinding or at least using a fly cutter would be way faster/cheaper.

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They CNC milled the thickness, then laser cut it, them formed it. It’s that first part that shouldn’t have happened.

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No olive?!? Savages.

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I hereby dub any crew member sent to space in this manner a Cannonaut.

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What species?

Or was that a rhetorical question?

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toH! tlhIngan Hol bIjathbe’!

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bIyIt ‘ach jIqet! qapla’!

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2014 Spark EV. Stupid small, but also stupidly overbuilt. 400 lb-ft of torque, can produce wheel spin on demand at just about any speed, and the suspension is tuned absolutely perfectly (best rude quality I’ve felt in a non-luxury vehicle). If you can deal with the limited range, and don’t need tons of space, this is the one.

I would have one myself, but with my family the Soul EV was the saner purchase. Just not quite as fun.

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Ok wanna hear my theory on angels?

First, this presumes all accounts are true, so if you can’t get by that, stop here.

The people on record of having seen angels describe them as having “wings” and “eyes”, however as these people were very likely agricultural in nature (farmers, herders, etc.) they may have simply described what they saw with the closest analogies they had. What they actually saw could have been something much different, but so far beyond their experience that they couldn’t describe them any other way.

Hypothesis: angels are actually higher dimensional beings that exist in more than 3 dimensions, and intersect part of their being to our 3 dimensions in order to interact with us. “Wings” and “eyes”, along with “wheels within wheels” could be undulations, harmonics, ripples, echoes, sympathetic frequencies of their actual presence that we interpret as best we can. It’s like when the sphere visits Flatland, we are seeing multidimensional cross sections of them, which give them such an otherworldly appearance.

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I’ll only grant that it’s level.

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Those are just complex.

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