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smuuthbrane

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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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smuuthbrane,
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QIp tera’ngagvetlh’e’.

smuuthbrane,
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maH! Qapla’!!

smuuthbrane,
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Finally, a self-heating spread!

smuuthbrane,
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fasebol

smuuthbrane,
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…and you’re in your 50s.

smuuthbrane, (edited )
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SoH SuvwI’! maH!

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I’ve seen that Star Trek episode.

Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients.

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you’d have no trouble selling each pill for $1000....

smuuthbrane,
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The pills WOULD make it actually happen. It’s a gut flora imbalance that does it.

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Yeah, nobody is going to buy a bunch and spike the food in a major cafeteria and give literally hundreds of unsuspecting people drunkness-on-demand.

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I think an ear wax IPA might be preferable, but that’s just my preference.

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I guess being a proactive Luddite can’t hurt…

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Smaller (6 passenger) buses running autonomously. We’re not there yet with the autonomy, but there’s no reason to stick with one size of bus. Sure, keep big ones on major routes, but use smaller ones for small routes. Heck, make those routes on-demand.

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A taxi has a very expensive component - the driver. And a taxi doesn’t pick up strangers on the way to your destination.

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Packaged in plastic? I can guarantee that any hydrogen that had been “infused” was long gone before it got to the consumer.

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Oh man, that’s a throwback. Gotta be at least a decade, right? And now here we are watching Ukraine defend itself with drones. Nothing close to what’s depicted here, of course.

'Vortex Cannon vs Drone' - Mark Rober shows off tech from a "defense technology company that specializes in advanced autonomous systems". That seems bad

I’ve enjoyed Mark Rober’s videos for a while now. They are fun, touch on accessible topics, and have decent production value. But this recent video isn’t sitting right with me...

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That’s his videos now. Get you to watch them to hype Crunch Labs.

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Bone tea. You gotta steep it a few hours, though.

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I prefer mine with onions and root vegetables, but my mind is open.

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Aren’t infant trunks non-prehensile at that age? Do they just fling it around until they can catch it in their mouth?

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Huh, I guess that answers that. Thanks!

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The disarming route:

You: Can I have a raise? Pest: What? I can’t give you one, I’m not your boss. You: Say that last part again slowly. [insert raise eyebrows here for emphasis]

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laughs in Ontario

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Corn dogs belong at a circus or fair or such outdoor event. If someone handed me a corn dog in the office I’d probably look like that too.

It’s probably just an oven-baked Pogo, too. Deep fried or GTFO.

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