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taq

@taq@thicc.horse

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Resident Emacs slut

Some kind of fisher cat/kobold/otter creacher. Rocks enjoyer. Player of strange and esoteric games, like euchre and mahjong.

late 20s

In general I only want mutual follows so if youre not my vibe no hard feelings but i may not accept. DM me "every fascist deserves to die" when you send a frq or I'll reject it. just checking that youve read my bio ✌️

This is a server that supports being horny on main, and I act like it. flirts welcome if we know you

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pro tip: try using lube

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@garbados oh no

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my centrist position is that after the revolution jobs still might pay but not in anything you can exchange for the means of survival, which are categorically gratis

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@garbados False. I'll make you a cake

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phallic imagery is inherently masculine. it's masculine to think about big meaty cocks all day every day. it's manly to wonder what they taste like

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i am being tempted towards sin

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i can't wait for the fall of the Roman empire

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It is a lovely day in the village and you are a goblin with a fat ass

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I’m drunk ask me anything

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@heyheymomo are you drunk

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they’re really trying to gaslight us into not wanting to retire now huh

Headline. The new retirement is no retirement: Baby boomers are keeping jobs well into their sixties and seventies because they 'like going to work.'

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@WorkingFamilies "i like going in to the office because they society i live in is intentionally organized around depriving me of all positive social experience outside of that (btw you'll get fired for fraternizing if you get your coworkers phone numbers)! 🤡"

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I'm trying to download a womb through bittorrent, can someone seed it

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english is an amazing language and i wish we were speaking a better one

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@garbados mi sama la, o kama sona e toki pona anu seme? :>

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@garbados oh my gosh yes we should 🥺

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@garbados gay in a 'monolingual language lessons until i can effectively flirt with you' way

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I've got a neurotypicality kink. i want my Dom to insist i act in specific ways and phrase every request according to specific patterns without explaining them, and be punished or ignored for noncompliance or for not understanding even when they don't follow those rules

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grip life with your teeth

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Making a sin wave bass (its sin is lust)

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masking in public (covid) (autism) (therian)

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big dick spirit

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@garbados 🤔 big dick solder?

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Even CNN is picking up the "hey, uh, Netanyahu actually helped fund Hamas to destabilize the peace process" story:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/11/middleeast/qatar-hamas-funds-israel-backing-intl/index.html

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@tess that explains why he went around Congress to send tank munitions to aid the genocide. wait no it doesn't

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8 foot tall thin as a rail spacer gf vs her five foot nothing earthborn gf that could snap her in half

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why the fuck is taking butt selfies so hard 😤

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changing my name to Caution ama

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yanking the ring on a robot girls collar but it pulls the pin like a grenade

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just two acquaintances trying to get to know each other better, for example finding out how their bodies fit together,,,

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