tomiahonen

tomiahonen, 20 hours ago to random

The Truth Is Not The Truth guy gets served his summons to the Arizona criminal indictment on same day as he turns 80

The Mayor of Mascara, Lord Leaky of L'Oreal, Rudy Giuliani is now also served his summons. He joins the Trumpomobsters who will face criminal court in Arizona (after Georgia)

https://flipboard.com/@axiosnews/donald-trump-4aosivdnz/-/a-wC6W2Jj5RL-zKDW22uvZvA%3Aa%3A2150299410-%2F0

tomiahonen, 1 day ago to random

American Values Theater
In Conjunction with Colorado Stage
And Beetlejuice Productions present:

BOBO THE CAUCUS CLOWN

Boebert decided to fly to New York to pretend to be family of Trump in his criminal trial while not going to her son's criminal trial one week prior.

Republican family values #GOP

tomiahonen, 2 days ago to random

And then for the counter-view to my calendar 'extension'

This trial may end TUESDAY of NEXT WEEK (in FIVE days)

Trump team says they have 1 witness (Smith) and maybe other witness/es who will all be done during Monday !

So closing statements for TUESDAY next week
https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff/112452608749660966

tomiahonen, 2 days ago to random

Todd Blah has several times raised the expectation of the juryh (and us) that he has some bombshell that will 'get' Michael. At least one was a dud, he had to 'fix'. And Todd promised we'd get to Michael recording .... journalists (WTF?) ... so let's see what the final hour or so will give us

tomiahonen, 2 days ago to random

But the Trump 'defense' team DOES have something, somewhat of a surprise, planned for next week as their witness for the defense. It was the subject of heated argument Thursday morning before jury brought in. It will be a witness. This Michael Cohen cross-examination MAY be a lead into that witness

tomiahonen, 2 days ago to random

Basic rule of cross-examination

the side who loses their temper has automatically lost the argument

Not only did Michael Cohen keep his composure (so far, still one afternoon to go)

Trump alleged attorney Todd Blanche has repeatedly shown he is out of his depth, even raising his voice. Jury knows

tomiahonen, 2 days ago to random

Remember, NONE of the criminal case against Trump HINGES on Michael Cohen testimony

ALL of the crime was ALREADY proven, independently, by other witnesses, by Trump personal signatures, by Trump statements, and even Trump in his OWN VOICE in recordings

So discrediting Michael won't save Trump

tomiahonen, 3 days ago to random

And now, introducing:

THE TRUMP UNIVERSITY CHEERLEADERS

Are you going to the trial?

Yeah! Are you?

Hey, let's wear matching outfits!

tomiahonen, 4 days ago to random

Your cunning debate coach and master of cross-examination has studied this exchange deeply

and even with the aid of plenty of expensive single malt whisky, cannot determine where in hell is Todd Bleech going with this drivel? Is he trying to get a job in broadcasting after Trump stopped paying him?
https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff/112441250575031299

tomiahonen, 4 days ago to random

LOL am just thinking about this

Why does Trump have no witnesses for the defense? It is because he has run out of money, he cannot afford to pay them to lie for him under oath

HAHA that is probably quite close to the truth, as Trump had to pay Weisselberg $2 million to lie last time

tomiahonen, 4 days ago to random

Do not EVER EVER read or listen to ANYTHING uttered by Trump propaganda parrot, the Magamaggot Maggie Haberman of the New York Times-Slimes. She is a Hannity in female clothing. She is a spin doctor. Listening or trusting her is as unhealthy to your sanity as listening to Tucker Fuckered Carlson!

tomiahonen, 5 days ago to random

And a word from our resident detective Sherlock T Dawg

I think I know what happened here (Michael Cohen annual bonus cut 2/3 and not paid Stormy money, but Weisselberg tells Michael to go take a vacation, they will make him whole after the vacation)

Trump was BROKE

the money came from INAUGRATION
https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff/112435562364816936

tomiahonen, 5 days ago to random

And now Michael Cohen confirms that yes, Trump admitted he knew who Stormy Daniels was. Again, all parts of the prosecution case are locking together, and have corrobrorating witness and typically paper trail or recordings as further proof...
https://mastodon.social/@GottaLaff/112434736350835176

tomiahonen, 9 days ago to random

Relevant point about gag order that many analysts are immediately making

Trump HAS the chance to respond to Stormy Daniels testimony. The correct venue is THIS COURT in front of this jury. NOT to make a spectacle about it on TV

Trump has RIGHT to come speak to jury, under oath, subject to cross-ex

tomiahonen, 9 days ago to random

From late in court. This detail by Trump White House secretary Westerhout about Trump Tweets & that he does not write himself is the confirmation of what many of us first speculated & eventually figured out to be true: it is now confirmed the nutty capitalization & punctuation were dictated by Trump

tomiahonen, 9 days ago to random

MOM TAKES DAUGHTER TO VISIT NEW YORK CITY

This building was once called Trump Tower

Like the bad man? Traitor Trump?

Yes. Now here is the statue I wanted you to see

She is beautiful! Look, mom! She has my name!

Yes, Stormy. Grandma wanted us to name you for the brave woman who defeated Trump

tomiahonen, 9 days ago to random

(Pro tip: if you intend to use any evidence in court, make sure you use your quotation IN CONTEXT and do not embellish the witnesses words one iota. Now Necheles has destroyed ALL credibility of her attacks, as Stormy was clearly correct - and Jury seems Necheles had KNOWN this but badgered Stormy)

tomiahonen, 9 days ago to random

Who is not in court today to support Trump? Gary Busey's son, Eric Trump. Who is today's designated substitute? Danny the Scavenger Rat. Dan Scavino attempting redemption after he has flipped against Trumpo

And Susan Needles has brought 'orange turd' into the official court transcript.

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

Wednesday in life of Herr Von Shitzenpants. Trump has day off from criminal court. His weather forecast for Thursday is intensely Stormy

tomiahonen, 11 days ago to random

Separately, that incident in the hotel room was not consensual sex. Trump an alleged billionaire, promising a deal Stormy a 27 year old young woman could direct an episode of The Apprentice, just sexually assaulted her

That is how Trump operates

There are DOZENS of other such victims of Trump

tomiahonen, 12 days ago to random

And, as Walt Nauta is in the news today, we can look at Part VII of the Trumpomobster movie, The Fartfather, where Don Snoreleone's gang Capo Evan Corcoran is shown with his espionage-a-moron gang from Florida. Some of dumbest Trump criminals of the whole Trumpomobster gang