tomiahonen

tomiahonen, 5 days ago to random

In America's fastest-growing quiz sensation:

RAT BINGO

We have now an update adding Wisconsin indictments of Trumpomobsters to our fantabulous chart of rats and flippers of the Giuliani Gang

Brother Velveeta and Mikey the No Man are both now also criminally indicted in Wisconsin
#RatBingo

RebelGeo, 8 days ago to random

https://x.com/joncoopertweets/status/1796905184708161740?s=12&t=qjO5zmQvPBfTu3Co2yhy8A @tomiahonen @GottaLaff @KatM

tomiahonen, 9 days ago to random

This is a real thing

There is a New York state prison in the town of Dannemora NY, called the

CLINTON CORRECTIONAL FACILITY

I kid you not. It has nothing to do with Hillary or Bill Clinton, but PERFECTLY NAMED. If Karma wants misery for Trumpo, sentence the convicted felon Trump to THIS prison

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

E Jean Carroll's first verdict, $4.4 million is now at the NY Appeals Court. They will shortly decide Trump could not have been fined 'too much' because it did not stop Trump from defaming her again. So they rule she gets all of it. She becomes a millionaire in a few weeks from today

You go girl!

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

Million Dollar Babies/4

Trump is probably right now setting the WORLD RECORD for most money paid to lawyers by any individual (criminal companies like Microsoft spend hundreds of millions in legal fees)

You WOULD expect his lawyers are thus 'the best of the best of the best'

THE most spent EVER

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

Million Dollar Babies/3

The expenditure is mind-boggling. A million dollars? At $1,000 an hour you get VERY good quality defense layers and for a million dollars they will work EXCLUSIVELY for you, for 3 months and you get TWO OF THEM

Trump burns through that amount EVERY WEEK

On THIS (nonsense)

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

Million Dollar Babies/2

For context, a genuine Billionaire's personal lawsuit the TOTAL legal cost might be 1 million dollars for the WHOLE TRIAL

But Trump burns through money at rate of 1 million dollars PER WEEK. This trial ran 6 weeks & 4 days. That was $6.8 million he just flushed down toilet

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

And while we are on Katy Tur

ALSO the propaganda parrot magamaggot Maggie Haberman. She is a mouthpiece for the convicted felon Donald Trump. We have now heard it under oath, these two are Trump spokespeople

NEVER QUOTE THEM. Never ever forward ANYTHING they said

and keep boycotting the NY Times

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

Now in case your mood might need a bit of uplifting today... Our muse to all matters judicial about Trumpo, Tristan Snell has a word

In the Trump trial the jury could not be told these things - because that would be too prejudicial

At SENTENCING Judge Merchan can (and will) consider all this:
https://mstdn.social/@tristansnell/112535792837844115

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

If you missed it in the initial euphoria of Trump guilty verdict earlier today, I posted a valuable slide of 'Trumpomath'

We now have a solid benchmark by which to consider Jack Smith 1 (Florida), Jack Smith 2 (DC), Georgia

and soon the Arizona, Michigan and Jack Smith 3 criminal trials

Enjoy:

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

To all of you, here on Mastodon, Post and Spoutible, and sending best regards to near 200,000 more on Twitter

Thanks for being with me on this ride. I told you, trust, me, Trump will be convicted. I told you, Manhattan will be first

Many of you were not sure, but hung in there

Now we celebrate!

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

Donald Trump has been to court over 4,000 times (and lost nearly every time) but NEVER in criminal court before now

Trump will be sentenced to PRISON

More than anyone else, one person is responsible for his downfall

She was there ALONE

It is Stormy Daniels

THANK YOU STORMY

You are a hero!

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

Robert Mueller

Today this Manhattan jury verdict of Trump guilty on all counts... is your vindication

It was YOUR decision to send FBI to raid Michael Cohen's office. You discovered THIS crime

When your crooked boss Bill Barr tried to stop you, you sent this crime to New York

THANK YOU, SIR

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

Michael Cohen

Once you were a scumbag but you admitted your guilt, you went to prison, you were disbarred but since then you have walked the straight and narrow

You have not steered us wrong

You told us you will testify and you did. You said you had Trump recordings and you did

Thank you Michael

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

On Trump Verdict of guilty on all 34 counts

CONGRATULATIONS Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg and your excellent team of prosecutors

This was a masterclass prosecution. You got a jury to convict on all 34 counts

Many attacked you for years proclaiming you'd abandoned this case (I did not)

GREAT JOB!!!

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

First just to us on Mastodon, Spoutible and Post

Many of us are in Twitter exile. This Trump trial would have been easy to monitor 'properly' on the old Twitter, but here in exile, we had to do with curated content

THANK YOU LAFFY AND NONILEX at Mastodon

cc https://mastodon.world/@GottaLaff@mastodon.social https://mastodon.world/@Nonilex@masto.ai

You kept us informed almost like Twitter

tomiahonen, 10 days ago to random

MY WAY
Frank Sinatra

And now
The jury's back
& so we have
The final verdict
My friends
I now admit
They told me that
I am a convict
This trial
They know my ways
What Stormy said
My tiny penis
It's true
They heard my words
Recordings
Prove it

That rag
That Pecker ran
Enquirer
Hid my adventures..

tomiahonen, 11 days ago to random

Trump is found guilty on all 34 counts

It was a quick jury decision

(Told you so and told you so)

CONGRATULATIONS AND NOW POP THAT CHAMPAGNE !!!

tomiahonen, 11 days ago to random

The whole world sits in limbo, glued to their TV sets, awaiting the verdict from 5 women and 7 men on Manhattan

It will be the first time a former US President is convicted of a crime, and Von Shitzenpants, TOT* goes from Defendant Trump to Convict Trump

...a Common Criminal

• The Orange Turd

GottaLaff, 11 days ago to legal

Via Kyle Cheney #TrumpTrial

HAPPENING NOW: The jury says it wants Merchan to begin the instructions with the part about how they are supposed to consider the evidence and draw inferences -- including the metaphor about how if the ground is wet in the AM, you can infer it rained over night.

#legal #Trump