usualdays

@usualdays@mstdn.social

Malarkey, nonsense, fiddle faddle, silly walks.

Twitter refugee.

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lowqualityfacts, to random
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I wrote a comic about Yelp.

usualdays,

@lowqualityfacts About the only thing left of Google that is useful is their reviews. They're so much better than Yelp at this point. :ablobcatnomcookie:

sysop408, to random
@sysop408@sfba.social avatar

If you are reading this, consider yourself summoned into duty to from this day on to always refer to Twitter using its proper term of address.

When mentioning Twitter, it is considered polite to refer to it as "the self-DDoSing Twitter."

  • Usage Examples *

Former usage: "Good morning to all of my beautiful followers on Twitter. How are you all doing?"

Correct usage:

"Good morning to everyone who hasn't yet fled this Self DDoSing site. Are you OK?"

"I'm interested in Self DDoSing Twitter's Blue Check Program. Is it really worth $8/month?"

"In October of 2024, after two turbulent years of ownership, billionare Elon Musk sold the Self DDoSing Twitter for 420 pounds of extra large Yukon Gold potatoes at an estimated loss of $44 billion. The buyers reportedly claimed they didn't want the company, but buying Twitter was the only way to get the out-of-stock sink that Musk famously carried into Twitter HQ on his first day of ownership."

usualdays,

@sysop408 i'm sure Elon fired any developer / programmer who might actually know what's going on :blobcatpopcornnom:

feditips, to random
@feditips@mstdn.social avatar

Oh my goodness... a LOT of new people... 😮 Welcome! 👋

If you need help with using Mastodon and the Fediverse, have a look at:

➡️ https://fedi.tips

It's written for a non-technical audience, and hopefully answers most beginners' questions.

If you're looking for accounts to follow, there are lots of ways to do it summarised here:

➡️ https://fedi.tips/how-do-i-find-accounts-to-follow-on-mastodon-and-the-fediverse-how-do-i-find-my-friends/

If you have any problems, ask me and I'll try to help!

usualdays,

@feditips I am having trouble following someone on a different mastodon server. is there a trick to this?

usualdays,

@feditips thank you; I will check it out. I also can’t figure out how to filter out all of the non-English posts. I have my language to English in the settings.

usualdays,

@feditips I’m on the website in Safari.

usualdays,

@feditips Thank you! I checked everywhere and everything is set to English. It’s weird because my timeline seems to have more posts that are not English that are. Anyway, thanks for your help.

usualdays,

@probablynotthemessiah @feditips Thanks, it doesn't work on iOS. When I am viewing my Mastodon homepage I don't get a translate prompt. Even on an individual toot I can't see it. I can if I go to a website where the entire website is in another language. It's OK, I'll work around it. :ablobcatreachrev:

MonaApp, to random
@MonaApp@mastodon.social avatar

Good news! Mona will be a one-time purchase app, and will be available on App Store this Spring:
Free trial: 14-day full-feature access for free, with no recurring fee.
Mona Essential: full-feature access on a single platform (iPhone, iPad, or Mac) for 10 USD.
Mona Extra: full-feature access on 3 platforms (iPhone, iPad, and Mac), and supports family sharing. Mona users can upgrade from Essential to Extra for 7 USD.
If you have purchased Spring or Spring mini, Mona Extra will be just 9 USD.

usualdays,

@MonaApp Hi there, I'm trying out your app and I have a question. I pinned a post to the top of my profile. It is not showing up in Mona. (Also, weirdly enough, in the Mastodon iPad app it is not showing as pinned, although it does show as pinned in my web browser.) Any insights would be appreciated. Thank you! 😊

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