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venite

@venite@mastodon.nl

Renaissance woman in training | Pollmaker des Vaderlands | Vuurtorenevangelist | Relatietherapeut voor databases | roeit, zeilt, zingt, fietst, bidt, breit, autist | momenteel weinig van dat alles want post-Covid | mag het wat zachter

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Woensdag wandeldag. Hoi hooi.

venite,
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Je zou toch bijna…

venite,
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Ik was niet dronken dus kwam vrij snel door dit straatje

venite,
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🎶 allemaal beeeeeeestjeeeeees 🎵

Familie witte gans met z’n zessen in het water

CatherineFlick, to random
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Guess who has two thumbs and a Nature Human Behaviour paper accepted! That’s right, it’s me! I’ll link and do a little explanatory thread when it’s been published but it’s on the Chinese playtime limits and what effect they had on playtime! It’s with my good friends working with me on the Future Virtual Economies project at York, SDU and wherever @LeonXiaoY calls his home these days 😂

venite,
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@CatherineFlick congratulations! Well done!

atomicpoet, to random
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What’s with this pervasive, all-consuming obsession with poutine?

It’s like every restaurant I visit is hell-bent on serving a thousand variants of this dish. Bacon poutine, miso poutine, chocolate poutine, tofu poutine… the list is unending, and frankly, it’s gotten way out of hand. You can’t even escape it when you go for brunch! They’ll sneak a poached egg onto it and call it breakfast poutine. Is nothing sacred?!

I get it, I really do. Poutine is a comfort food. It’s familiar, it’s filling, it’s savory and indulgent and people go gaga over it. But really, is it THAT good? Does every single dish need to be a riff on poutine? It’s like chefs have collectively forgotten there are other ways to serve potatoes! Mashed, fried, baked, scalloped – these are all valid, delicious options. Yet, we’re stuck in this purgatorial poutine pandemonium where culinary creativity has been stifled!

And let’s talk about the absolutely unholy concoctions some places are serving up in the name of poutine innovation. Chocolate poutine? What heresy is this? Who woke up one morning and decided, “Yes, let’s combine french fries, gravy, cheese curds, and chocolate. That sounds like a good idea.” Is there no line? Have we lost all sense of taste and decency?

Moreover, don’t even get me started on the health implications. Cheese, gravy, fries - that’s not exactly a heart-healthy diet. And no, slapping tofu on top doesn’t magically make it a health food. That’s like sticking a single carrot on a triple-layer chocolate cake and calling it a salad.

It’s become a challenge to find a restaurant that isn’t strangled by the omnipresence of poutine. It’s almost as if chefs are too afraid to deviate from the norm, too timid to venture beyond the established, greasy paths of poutine glory. I’ve had enough! Can we please explore some new territory in the culinary world? Can we possibly come up with other creative, delicious meals that don’t include soaking fries in gravy and cheese?

I don’t need to see any more hipster bars trying to outdo each other with the most outrageous poutine variant. I don’t want to live in fear that my favorite desserts might one day be infiltrated by this poutine madness. So here’s my plea to all the restaurateurs out there: It’s time to let go of the poutine reigns. Embrace variety. Embrace originality. For the love of food, set the poutine free and let us enjoy a diverse, poutine-less menu!

venite,
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@atomicpoet You can have our national dishes, though. I think poutine boerenkoolstamppot has real potential. 🇳🇱💗🇨🇦

venite,
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@Tiamo @qat precies dat! wij hebben dat expres gedaan (toen het nog kon, tegenwoordig zouden we wel maximaal moeten om iets te kunnen vinden). Gaf mijn man de ruimte om een extra master te doen en naar een minder betaalde carrière te switchen. Je maakt mensen een slaaf van hun hypotheek zo.

venite, to random Dutch
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Vermoeiend. Ik moet ineens in woorden uit gaan leggen waarom ik iets geen goede code vind.

"Hoe weet u dat"
"Dat voel ik"

venite,
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internetpunten voor wie de referentie snapt

venite,
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@HeleBoer INTERNETPUNTEN!

venite,
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venite, to random Dutch
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Ugh, na drie jaar vakantie in Nederland merk ik hoeveel rust het "Fietsers Welkom"-keurmerk geeft. Hebben deze Britse campings een plekje voor ons! Vast wel! Maar misschien niet! We gaan het meemaken! Of niet!

venite,
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Voordeel van vakantiestress is dat ik helemaal geen ruimte heb om te stressen over onze wedstrijd van vanmiddag

venite,
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Wilde een selfie posten in mijn “maar je ziet er helemaal niet autistisch uit”-shirt. Ontdekte dat ik er super autistisch uitzie vandaag. Zelfcensuur opgelegd voor de neurodiverse propaganda.

venite,
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Een OnlyFans starten met alleen maar foto’s waarin ik moe voor me uit staar 💰 💰 💰

venite, to random Dutch
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Laptop: snor snor
Anna: mag ik een terminal?
Laptop: Dit is me teveel. Ik log uit.

Ik snap hem wel eigenlijk

venite,
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@SuitedUpDev NPO Plus gaat veel lekkerder over de bus dan al die python, blijkbaar

venite, to random Dutch
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"Ok, als ik het goed begrijp wordt er vandaag dus niet gewerkt."

Mijn nieuwe junior is veelbelovend

venite,
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@SuitedUpDev door voor de wasmachine!

wnknisely, to random
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Posted about Pride and our Diocesan booth yesterday. Got a bunch of attacks as a result. Blocked and reported them - but realized I could have saved myself the trouble by posting “unlisted" rather than “public”.

Having this fine grain control over how your posts are distributed is not something that was present on Twitter. I'll need to retrain myself going forward.

venite,
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@wnknisely thank you for going to Pride and sharing that you did.

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Normally we do a monthly thread, but this month we're going to do something a bit different because it's : we're going to look at cervixes, and how they change throughout the cycle and after some life events...

venite,
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@vagina_museum feeling strong day 21 vibes here

venite, to random Dutch
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IS DIT GEBOUWD DOOR EEN AMSTERDAMMER

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The idea that LLM fiction could suffice for entertainment or that LLM written news articles (which would require much more guidance than the fiction, assuming we want to produce, well, mostly true news) could make do for your daily check in on what’s happening in the world— is disturbing since it assumes nothing will ever be created or happen that goes beyond the basic established categories for stories as we know them. It’s fundamentally conservative.

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@futurebird someone tooted “is this why all cultural references in Star Trek are 20th century?”, which was the bleakest and most illuminating comment I’ve seen on the topic

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Never gets old

venite,
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@dmoser could we please skip the fat shaming? Fat people are cyclists too and we should celebrate that instead of excluding them and making them invisible.

venite, to random Dutch
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so ronery and sadry arone


venite,
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@Skoop soms is 'ie ineens lelijk, omdat ik niet ALLES heb aangepast (de fixme's zijn nog knalgeel bv). Maar ben hier super blij mee, het voelt als thuis.

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