recklessengagement,

I really hope the Stuart little disk just has a jpg of a mouse on it

wjrii,

Funny. This doesn’t look like a roadside stand in Neuvo Progreso, Mexico selling elote en vaso and badly cammed copies of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

gmtom,

He should have been selling copies of pirates of the Caribbean

Rolando,

Next time wear an AACS encryption key t-shirt.

webghost0101,

I would do this if not for the irresistible urge to make full use of this treasure of an opportunity to look and act like a pirate in a socially acceptable context.

YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

Sus. You’re talking about pillaging booty aren’t you

twinnie,

Stuart Little.

This guy was there.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

The best part is the font they used for those anti piracy ads always looked like “yOu WoUlDnT dOwNlOaD a CaR”

wander1236,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Shreck

Empricorn,

Look, he spends his time pirating, not spellchecking.

undergroundoverground,

“You wouldn’t download a car”

I fucking would

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Shit, a new one every day even

Glytch,

With the amount of issues I’ve had with pirated software, I’d make damn sure I was getting that car from a trusted site, though.

Buddahriffic,

If we had replicator technology to enable downloading a car, then it wouldn’t even matter that it would put a good chunk, if not most, of the auto industry out of work.

Though I wouldn’t be downloading any of today’s new cars. Maybe modded versions, and there’s probably a few exceptions that haven’t been thoroughly enshitified.

Venator, (edited )
elliot_crane,

Not sure if intentional or not, but this dude also looks like the world’s most obvious undercover cop, which adds another layer to the costume.

glimse,

I thought it was Andrew Callaghan

dditty,

It does look quite a bit like him, with the short haircut and the stache. I do miss his big curly mop tho

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

“You’re not a cop, are you? You legally have to tell me if you are!”

aeronmelon,

I love the commitment to the bit by only offering movies from the early 2000s.

NOT_RICK,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Missed a golden opportunity for his shirt to say “download a car”

StellarExtract,

The actual PSA slogan was “steal a car”. It only turned into “download a car” in a meme edit. This guy’s just committing to the bit.

Anticorp, (edited )

It was changed because the original ad is bullshit. I would steal cars all the time if the original car was left behind and what I “stole” was an exact duplicate. The owner still has their car, I just copied it.

Edit: obligatory “if buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing”.

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