@wyri@haxim.us
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wyri

@wyri@haxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers.

Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s

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Skoop, to Symfony
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conference day starts with Łukasz talking about the new features!

wyri,
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@Skoop That is brilliant slide design fitting right onto the blackboard 😍

wyri, to random
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The might have Air Force One, but has the better looking Rail Force One: https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rail_Force_One

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SuitedUpDev, to random
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Also my brain is extremely jetlagged.

I just said annyeonghaeso to a Dutch cashier 😅

wyri,
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@SuitedUpDev De wat?

wyri,
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SuitedUpDev, to random
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I've been listening to a lot of complaints from a German friend about Deutsche Bahn for years.

Today I'm taking my first train with Deutsche Bahn, we are already almost an hour too late with departing from Frankfurt Airport.

Deutsche Bahn is a joke.

wyri, (edited )
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@dwarf @SuitedUpDev Had that during our honeymoon. Ended up standing for two hours in a hall way while DB employees complained about safety 🤦‍♂️

afilina, to random
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Ugh, the PHP CS Fixer setup instructions for PHPStorm are so long and confusing that I might as well just use the CLI instead. I've been told that I'm a very impatient person :)

wyri,
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@afilina thanks for the reminder, still need to set that up through Makefile => Docker 🤐

wyri, to php
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Reimagining how to deploy my #PHP applications to #Kubernetes. Turn between #Helm sub chart and Operator style. Requirements:

  • A way to pick up configuration from the code (cronjobs, queue workers/vhosts so deployments etc) and transform that to to #k8s resource changes
  • No Helm plugins etc
  • The possibility to run things either all in one pod or to split them out into different deployments/cronjobs depending on the project needs

It's about time we do some actual #Kubernetes native #PHP

wyri,
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@p1ng ow yeah I said goodbye to FPM a decade ago. Not deploying that 🤣🤣🤣

bagder, to random
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The #curl #git repository is cloned on average once every 6 seconds.

wyri,
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@bagder So 10 per minute, 600 per hour, 14400 per day, 5256000 per year. That's impressive 👏

Skoop, to random
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Planning my drive to Mannheim for Wednesday. I only need a single 10-minute fast charge. Nice!

wyri,
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@shochdoerfer @Skoop Actually yes it is, we've getting there ;D

wyri,
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@Skoop @shochdoerfer Liking the sound of that!

MarkBaker, to random
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Just seen an episode of "de familie flodder". It's so bad. Now I need to find some bleach for my eyes.

wyri,
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@thomastospace @MarkBaker it didn't really age well tbh 😅

dwarf, to random
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It's hot outside

wyri,
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@dwarf To hot to walk around dodging other people

wyri,
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@dwarf Especially tourist in groups 😅

wyri,
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@dwarf Ow and they cycle like maniacs on those e-bikes. Got scolded at by one for not signaling with on my bike while I did for a full 10 seconds with a straight stretched arm, but he failed to check his mirrors for that 🤦‍♂️

wyri,
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@dwarf It's not even that, the fietspad is fully parallel to the road and you can see it from your mirrors. Source: Me in our car 😅 .

NL is just fine, we shouldn't let boomers drive at this point. It's been to long ago since they got their license

syntaxseed, to php
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ALL of my projects have been upgraded off 7.x. Yay!!

:elephpant_purple: 🎉

wyri,
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@syntaxseed good luck! Currently yanking everything to 8.2, sometime next year going to 8.4. It is a never ending cycle. But I have centralised my GitHub Actions Workflows, so that part should be easy next round.

wyri,
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@ericmann @syntaxseed Haven't finished upgrading all my packages to 8.2 yet. Also tend to always skip one version raising the minimum version so I don't end up in an endless cycle of just updating. Unless I really need a feature.

wyri,
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@syntaxseed Running tests, or well pretty much everything a specific make comment returns as a matrix. It builds docker images, does helm diffs and upgrades, terrafrom plans and applies, composer package diffs, tagging releases. And probably more

wyri, to random
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Go home chrome you're drunk, how to you need more than 30GB to show me a photo?

wyri, to Kubernetes
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Run your own #kubernetes cluster on #raspberrypi's they said, it will be fun they said. So now once every blue moon there is a leader change in the middle of a #terraform apply 🤣

wyri,
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@ninoles @badnetmask Great rant on both of those, and this discussion in general: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQWFwZBfGv8

wyri, to Ubiquiti
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First part of a new long term home project coming in. An PoE+ switch to power a small cluster built using nodes. Going to blog about every step once it has been completed. But it is going to be a few quarters long project doing bit by bit

wyri,
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Been updating the node enclosures to this design and still very happy with it. Will design the stacking build soon and then do a blog post on the whole thing. Stacking is going to be fun with the whole big cooling fan in front. Which I'll make optional in the design so people can opt out of it. One major thing I want to do, before blogging about or and putting the design up on Bricklink/ReBrickable is to get some photo's with a camera to support the reasoning for this design.

wyri,
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One of the things I want to have once all nodes are in a "rack" so to say is to have some lights to indicate which node is on. Got a sonof mini wifi for each node so I can turn off the lights when no one is here. For the same reason I have big cooling fans: Our sleep at night. Light pollution is an issue with this many LED's around. So with the sonof mini wifi, and some node-red utilizing control through home assistant, with data from the everything presence 1. It will only turn on those lights

wyri,
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when there is someone near it. And when my gaming PC is on. Which effectively means it lags about a minute.

wyri,
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Started working on the cable gutter for all the #networking and #light (#USB) cables. Started with the patch panel on the left (home office) side.

Outside view of cables coming out heading towards the home office switch.

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