@wyri@haxim.us
@wyri@haxim.us avatar

wyri

@wyri@haxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers.

Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

mhoye, to random
@mhoye@mastodon.social avatar

I'm on here looking for text indexers and everything is 'lightning fast exoscale terafloops that scales to enterprise quantawarbles with polytopplic performanations' and it would be great if this industry could breathe into a bag until it remembers that one person with one computer is a constituency that matters.

timbray, to random
@timbray@cosocial.ca avatar

Of geek interest: UUIDs have been around for a long time and they work well and interoperate fine, but the specification space is a mess. So the IETF just shipped RFC9562; it has a fine consideration of the history and the trade-offs involved in all the different flavors of UUIDs, and is well-written and I think, as of now, the place to start looking if something UUID-flavored is puzzling you. Strong work! https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc9562.html

amalgam_, to sustainability
@amalgam_@mastodon.social avatar

Cool map app where you can see the energy usage in real time for many countries in (mostly) western world.

You have both the share sustainable production that is being used right now and where the electricity is sold to or bought from.

Electricity Maps | Live 24/7 CO₂ emissions of electricity consumption https://app.electricitymaps.com/

#sustainability #energy #maps

fraying, to random
@fraying@xoxo.zone avatar
Philsturgeon, to random
@Philsturgeon@mastodon.green avatar

I am incredibly proud of the whole @ProtectEarthUK team and all of our supporters for planting over 100,000 trees in three short years, especially because the first year was only about 4,000!

We do so much more than plant trees (wildflowers, hedgerows, invasive removal, net regen/colonizarion, etc), but as that was our first metric it’s lovey to see the number go up so quickly.

https://www.protect.earth/blog/a-forest-of-accomplishments-reflecting-on-100000-trees-planted

pseudonym, to infosec
@pseudonym@mastodon.online avatar

From a friend's discord

tveskov, to random Danish
@tveskov@mastodon.social avatar

LLM, is that you?

molly0xfff, to web
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

"While more of the is becoming accessible to people with low-end connections, more of the web is becoming inaccessible to people with low-end devices even if they have high-end connections."

@danluu on web bloat: https://danluu.com/slow-device/

https://www.mollywhite.net/micro/entry/202404231317

rob, to random
@rob@akrabat.com avatar

The plural of middleware is middleware.

bagder, (edited ) to cisco
@bagder@mastodon.social avatar

I was reminded of the great security fix of 2019

packagist, to php
@packagist@phpc.social avatar

👋 We're hiring a Senior Software Engineer in Berlin or remote! 💻 Build high-quality supply chain tools for thousands of devs in the PHP ecosystem 🐘 with the makers of Composer.

We're a small experienced remote team, deeply caring about our customers and the quality of our product. 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Help us maintain and improve key infrastructure for hundreds of businesses! 🎉

https://packagist.com/about/careers/senior-software-engineer-1

GossiTheDog, (edited ) to random
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

🚨 If you use Palo-Alto GlobalProtect VPN, there’s an in the wild zero day being used to gain access to organisations.

CVE-2024-3400, patch out now (edit: they haven’t released patches yet) https://security.paloaltonetworks.com/CVE-2024-3400

Thread throughout the day as more info drops. It’s easy to exploit.

GossiTheDog,
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social avatar

deleted_by_author

eeeps, to random
@eeeps@front-end.social avatar
HaruEb, to random

every single time a mastodon userr posts "previous/last boost" or similar, gargron should have a klaxon go off in his bedroom that is noise and lights up a sign saying "quote posts are good actually you dingus"

djlink, to random
@djlink@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

ok but does your github contributions page looks like this?

oatmeal, to random
@oatmeal@mastodon.social avatar

Now is your moment to shine 🌞🌚

matthewtrask, to Laravel
@matthewtrask@phpc.social avatar

so @weaverryan has just announced he has an incurable type of brain cancer.

https://twitter.com/weaverryan/status/1777326885292114048

His family needs support and I know the loves to show up for people in the community. Please help out if you can.

https://gofund.me/9a0f45f3

welcomattic, to Symfony French
@welcomattic@phpc.social avatar

My dear friend Ryan, the voice of SymfonyCasts, has incurable brain cancer. He and his family need your help to get through this incredibly difficult time.

https://twitter.com/weaverryan/status/1777326885292114048

To make a donation => https://gofund.me/f8e28d5f

SandraDeHaan, to random Dutch
@SandraDeHaan@mastodon.nl avatar

'Corona sloeg in Brabant harder toe. Het RIVM ziet verband met de vervuilde lucht.
De relatie tussen corona en o.a. de intensieve veehouderij was dus geen kwaadsprekerij of een hetze tegen boeren. Maar alles wat het machtige boerenbelang kan schaden wordt bij voorkeur weggemoffeld.' BD:

phphugs, to random
@phphugs@phpc.social avatar

Who wants at ?

IHateMichaelM, to random
@IHateMichaelM@mastodon.scot avatar

Got a tattoo of the windows mouse cursor so that I can sit like this on Teams calls in the hope that someone frantically tries to move it.

A closeup of the mouse cursor tattoo

samim, to random
@samim@mastodon.social avatar
pollita, to random
@pollita@phpc.social avatar

Chatting with coworkers about the XZ/lzma attack.

Me: So basically this was that "one bit of heavily used code maintained by some rando", and when he couldn't keep up. This random hero steps in to "help", and slowly introduces the vulnerability over the course of years.

Me: ... hold on. Is Nikita Popov... No. I've met him. He's this nice kid who... just... appeared out of nowhere...

Coworkers chuckle at my ramblings

Me: Nah, it's fine. He's working on LLVM now.

Laughing stops.

pollita,
@pollita@phpc.social avatar

Does PHP really need backdoors when you have Wordpress?

ramsey, to random
@ramsey@phpc.social avatar
  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • anitta
  • kavyap
  • DreamBathrooms
  • everett
  • magazineikmin
  • InstantRegret
  • ngwrru68w68
  • Youngstown
  • Durango
  • slotface
  • rosin
  • GTA5RPClips
  • modclub
  • PowerRangers
  • provamag3
  • thenastyranch
  • khanakhh
  • osvaldo12
  • ethstaker
  • vwfavf
  • mdbf
  • tester
  • tacticalgear
  • Leos
  • cisconetworking
  • cubers
  • normalnudes
  • megavids
  • All magazines