@wyri@haxim.us
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wyri

@wyri@haxim.us

Maintains :wyrimaps:, :reactphp:, a couple dozen asynchronous #PHP (:php8:+) packages, and destroyer of servers.

Hashtags: #php, #fedi22, #kubernetes, #reactphp, #devops, #opensource, #helm, #k8s

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wyri, to github
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Writing this month's sponsors update while watching The Cup Head Show on the side: https://github.com/sponsors/WyriHaximus

(It includes a blog post preview 😎 .)

wyri,
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Also added a bit about my @reactphp based and my thoughts on and how to get ORM's to it: https://github.com/WyriHaximus/reactphp-simple-orm

wyri,
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And sent! 😎

dwarf, to random
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I updated my camera! Now I need to go outside some day.

wyri,
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@dwarf sunsets/sunrises can be shot perfectly fine through an open window

wyri,
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@dwarf Fair enough, no moon shots can also be great. It all depends on how much of the photo you feel comfortable to share.

wyri,
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@dwarf That fine, those are your photo's. It's up to you to share them or not :).

dwarf, to random
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4k delayed messages in the outbox queue. Who's instance shit the bed this time?

wyri,
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@dwarf not mine, configured a HPA to deal with those spikes at this point

rachel, to random

Do I want to go to the hardware store for the 4th weekend in a row????

wyri,
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@rachel yes/no/maybe/ofcourse

wyri,
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@rachel Noice!

wyri,
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@rachel And honestly, I prefer my nuts spicy and honey glaced. Smoked nuts are fine, but it needs more for me. So yeah confusing makes sense 😅

malware, to random
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I'm getting really frustrated by the huge amount of AI generated blogspam that I have to filter through.

While researching some esoteric Postgres operation I came across an (unrelated) article that was adamantly suggesting that you can perform batch DELETE operations in Postgres with a LIMIT clause, with full examples and output/results.

Well dear reader, Postgres has never allowed LIMIT in anything except SELECT statements. The whole article was hallucinated GPT shit.

wyri,
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@malware there was a toot going around about only searching from before 2022. It feels more and more a need recently to find credible information. It also drives me more and more to technical documentation.

wyri,
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@malware For someone who blogs this is also kinda not very encouraging to continue writing. Or maybe it is because the quality is a lot higher.

dwarf, to random
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So because I'm still sick and my backup coworker is on vacation my team will probably realize how much they really need us. Mission accomplished.

wyri,
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@dwarf sucks to hear they needed that realisation

wyri,
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@dwarf Sooo blue short guy from @workchronicles ?

18+ saramg, to random
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Some 40 units later, the ol' arm veins are still workin' it.

Please consider donating if you are at all able. It's the easiest way to save a life.

CW: Photo marked sensitive because it shows my arm with the needle in.

wyri,
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@rskuipers @saramg Same, it took them way to long, seems I'm also eligible for a completely different reason now.

wyri,
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@rdohms @rskuipers @saramg pierced giant blood to be specific

MichelvanBaal, to random
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Welja, schuif het maar weer op het bordje van de huisarts. Enig idee hoe overbelast die is? Huisartsen en leraren zijn geen 1000-dingendoekjes voor alle maatschappelijke problemen…

wyri,
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@MichelvanBaal hoe wat huh? Is de link dat je stress krijgt van geld problemen?

wyri,
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@MichelvanBaal 🤦‍♂️

SuitedUpDev, to random
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2 months in Indonesia turned me into a person that's afraid of rain....

wyri,
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@dwarf @SuitedUpDev heeft flashbacks

wyri, to github
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Yup, I fucked this one up. Had one PR do 1753 checks on for a workflow change. Guess it's time to add some more filters on when to run what.

dwarf, to random
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Imagine going to work tomorrow

wyri,
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@SuitedUpDev @dwarf same, it's 0542 here 🫣

wyri,
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@SuitedUpDev @dwarf Been awake for at least one or two hours at this point. Slept for about 3 and I feel rested 🤐

wyri,
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@SuitedUpDev @dwarf No it's not, I'm going to crash in 2 hours 🤣

wyri,
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@SuitedUpDev No worries, going to be fine. Beeing fluish the past week came in like a wrecking ball to my sleep schedule.

catsalad, (edited ) to random

Tabs ␉ vs Spaces ␠

wyri,
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@uberbrady @catsalad nah, let's mix them together into one

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