Connectwise. I haven't used it in over a decade so it may have gotten better, but I doubt it. It was just such a cobbled-together mess. Tried to be a jack-of-all-trades solution, and definitely ended up as master-of-none.
The dark side of the moon is not literally dark. It gets just as much sun as the rest of the surface. The "dark" side is just the side that is constantly facing away from Earth.
When installing Windows 11, say you want to log in with your Microsoft account, then when it asks for email address and password enter a@a.com and any random password. It will say the account has been deactivated and let you create a local account. No need to be offline.
My go-to strategy is to find the richest family in the neighborhood, then power-level my relationship with one of them and get them to divorce their current partner and marry me. So I get a super-nice house for basically free.