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Normally I’m not a fan of these nothingburger stories, but this made me chuckle.

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I really don’t understand why they’re so sinister.

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Do we have a god of shortsighted avarice? Feels like that’s what this country worships.

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Okay, lemme give Dionysus a text.

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Even more sinister, they let it willingly spread because it disproportionally affected the Gayz.

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So that’s why it doesn’t work—I must have used all my wishes already. Now, if I just run this lamp backwards under an upside-down half moon, I should get them all back.

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Because this is the “right people.”

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I legit worry for the safety of those jurors

Search continues in Maine as officer is charged with lying about taking missing person to hospital (apnews.com)

Washburn Police Sgt. Chandler Cole resigned after being charged with aggravated forgery, tampering with public records or information, falsifying physical evidence, and unsworn falsification, according to court records. He was arrested on March 29....

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And we’re all thinking Erik is murdered…

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It’s just a really big wine and cheese night, guys. Promise.

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This is my plan for when my current TV dies.

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lol yep. I used a 10 minute mail address for my Roku account and the fakest name ever. Good luck, thieves!

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It so often boils down to racism and sexism…

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This is beyond blue balls. This is blue depression.

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To quote Contrapoints: the wheel of samsara is my stomping ground.

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Ooh, ooh, I bet I know what city it leads to!

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Now I want to read a fantasy comedy where someone trying to make cookies from an ancient recipe is whisked off on an adventure to fulfill the prophecy, but they just want snickerdoodles dammit.

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Fascists don’t care about the quality of data, but the quality of emotions they can manipulate.

They’ll scream rigged if they lose and we all know it.

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