jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

Is Xcode actually a program, or a fractal zipbomb of nested installers?

Software update: "New Xcode!"
I fill with dread.
Two hours later: Finally launch Xcode.
Xcode: "Oh, did you want a compiler?? Update tools! Update components!"
Two hours later: press "Run".
Xcode: "Suddenly you have no simulators! Those old ones, they were no good! Download a single simulator!"
Four hours later...

jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

I regularly download entire seasons of a TV show faster than Xcode can download command line tools.

jmags,

@jwz I find this so exhausting. Apple owns every step of this process so it's kind of tough to avoid the conclusion that they're completely indifferent to it.

EricCarroll,

@jwz
All I ever wanted was the command line tools...

Is there any other piece of Mac software so badly user rated?

I mean if people gave me that kind of feedback I think I would be motivated to change...

jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

@EricCarroll You can install just the command line tools. It's when you actually want to use Xcode that all this other mess happens.

jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

Hello Xcode upgrade, my old friend.

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jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

No, Apple has not considered making this download resumable, why do you ask?

ladyerrant,
@ladyerrant@mastodon.social avatar

@jwz you're downloading it wrong. /s

Taffer,
@Taffer@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@jwz I feel like they’ve got a do it themselves CDN hosted on some Apple ][s or old iPods

fantazo,
@fantazo@esperanto.masto.host avatar

@jwz Coding was once fun. Not that overblown IDEs with gazillion dependencies which need to download of a work day. Or now with AI hype, big datasets just to detect if there is a dick in an image or not.

The dread to imagine that hackers may be just reduced to gig workers for "solving" problems for an AI dataset reminds me on the work Qohen in the Zero Theorem works.

The stupidification of this kind of work is depressing. Too bad it resonated with me. Depressing.

jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

@fantazo You are so close to understanding that the problem is not you boss' "vibe drift" but capitalism. Keep going.

adnan,
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@jwz macOS needs a new package manager 😀

jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

@adnan

j3rn,
@j3rn@fosstodon.org avatar

@jwz If it makes you feel any better, Android Studio is also a fractal zipbomb of nested installers.

jwz,
@jwz@mastodon.social avatar

@j3rn It does not, but fortunately I only need to touch the muck-encrusted monstrosity known as Android Studio about once every six months.

isonno,
@isonno@mastodon.social avatar

@jwz Where's Metrowerks when we need them?

camaleon,

@jwz and if you are lucky, and update xcode do not require that you first update the os.... all just to sell you new computers

fritzlb,

@jwz I nearly forgot why I didn't like developing for anything Apple related, thanks for the reminder

curtosis,
@curtosis@mastodon.social avatar

@jwz The cheat code is to never have more than 10GB free space on the laptop so it can’t actually update.

dr_a,
@dr_a@mastodon.social avatar

@jwz Speed running Xcode installs - This year's new cybersport's break through competition!

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