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RoguePlayer

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Strandjunker, to random
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Here’s what I want to know: Why did Al Franken and Katie Hill have to resign but Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert are still in Congress?

RoguePlayer,
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@Strandjunker because serving in Congress used to be an honorable position. Not anymore. Obviously.

Brandi_Buchman, to random
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‘Too notorious’: Pointing to a free Steve Bannon, imprisoned Peter Navarro asks court for supervised release
https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/too-notorious-pointing-to-a-free-steve-bannon-imprisoned-peter-navarro-asks-court-for-supervised-release/

RoguePlayer,
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@Brandi_Buchman what is <chef's kiss> about these assholes is that their advanced age leaves them so little time to straighten out their life's narrative. The rest of their miserable lives will twist in turmoil until their last gasp.
They deserve it.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Nature is incredible.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

RoguePlayer,
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@lowqualityfacts I'm starting to think that all of your toots are non-factual.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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RoguePlayer,
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@lowqualityfacts maybe you should call this @lowqualityspelling. I would be in ecstasy if you changed it because of me.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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RoguePlayer,
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@lowqualityfacts what is acient?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Definitely one of the stupider comics I've written.

RoguePlayer,
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@lowqualityfacts man. When you're right, you're right. 🤣

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Can't say I'm too surprised.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

RoguePlayer,
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@lowqualityfacts Burger King didn't need any help driving away customers.

GottaLaff, to random
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OFFS

“Hunter & his uncle James Biden subpoenaed by House Oversight Committee, which took the remarkable step of seeking depositions from family members of Pres Biden amid its impeachment inquiry.

As part of the request, committee asked for James Biden’s wife, Sarah Biden, as well as Hunter Biden’s wife, Melissa Cohen, to sit for transcribed interviews…also asks for interviews with Hallie Biden, the widow of Beau Biden, and her sister Elizabeth Secundy.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4300041-house-gop-subpoenas-hunter-biden/

RoguePlayer,
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@GottaLaff well, good thing for them that they don't have to appear for Congressional subpoenas like Republicans didn't a few years ago.

RollingStone, to random

Surprising absolutely no one, Elon Musk has confirmed that the social media platform formerly known as Twitter and now known as X is now worth less than half of the $44 billion he paid for it last year. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/elon-musk-value-twitter-19-billion-1234866167/

RoguePlayer,
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@RollingStone maybe he should give it to trump so he can value it at $5 quadrillion dollars.

georgetakei, to random

Pro-tip. If you are charged with financial fraud, it’s best not to admit there are major discrepancies, up or down, between reality and what your financial statements say. This is an admission by Trump that his statements are fraudulent.

RoguePlayer,
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@georgetakei I have millions of cash on hand.

With that being said, please donate to your favorite president. I'm in this for you. I'm indicted. For you.

Strandjunker, to random German
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Just a casual reminder that in 1869 it was decided to have 9 Supreme Court justices because there were 9 Circuit Courts.

Now there are 13 Circuit Courts. So what exactly are we waiting for?

RoguePlayer,
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@Strandjunker a spine. We're waiting for an effing spine.

georgetakei, to random

Who wants to tell her?

RoguePlayer,
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@georgetakei this has got to be one of the funniest of damn things I've ever eye-rolled about.
Hey, Laura. It's the liberal Marxist Biden lovers that have chemically changed everything you eat and breathe just in order to make your life more miserable than it already is.
Go hang out with your boyfriend Jacob Wohl. He needs help grifting money somewhere to pay for his fine.

Popehat, to random

I know some of you don’t have WSJ subscriptions but I don’t want you to miss the deep thoughts of Justice Alito so here I handled it

RoguePlayer,
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@Popehat I think he was able to write down every catchphrase of idyllic America that used to be true.

JamesGleick, to random
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If you become a Supreme Court Justice and your spouse embarks on a new line of work collecting more than $1,000,000 a year from law firms doing business before the Court—that’s corruption.

https://www.businessinsider.com/jane-roberts-chief-justice-wife-10-million-commissions-2023-4

RoguePlayer,
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@JamesGleick they just keep giving a democrat president more and more reason to fill it to 13 seats.

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