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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced β€œJar”

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Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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The call me Mr. Dartboard at the local pub, because I often do.

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@MyView 😁

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Don't anthropomorphize computers.

They hate that.

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#Dgar sometimes says things that do not need to be said.

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There we go, just voted.

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Be like @Gargron

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#Dgar does not fear cornflakes.

Dgar eats cornflakes for breakfast.

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Anyone got some seaweed?

I’m seeking kelp.

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I have a feeling I might be a Boston fan.

Actually, it’s more than a feeling.

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@barnetboy 😏

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@koen @bert_hubert 😊

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The image is from a classic Sesame Street animation.

https://youtu.be/mTr_HS_O4Ek

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Me: I didn’t go for a jog today.

Them: I’ve never seen you go jogging.

Me: It’s a running joke.

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@wndlb 😊

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The Emu War (2023)
Official Trailer

https://youtu.be/-QAyieTpLuA

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Hashtag:
Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: Lesson
Submission: The Gambler
By: Kenny Rogers
Submitted by: @dgar
Song Link: https://song.link/i/714960047
Context:
https://mindly.social/@bborn/112572463024704847

If there was any song about someone getting a lesson taught to them, this is it.

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A carpentry pun woodwork.

I doubt anyone saw that, but… nailed it.

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I saw a programme about how pickles are prepared.

It was jarring.

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The Phantom Menace is 25 years old.

That is all.

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The fish shop is selling half price flat fish.

Cheap skates.

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Since Songwhip has announced that they are sunsetting their service, #Dgar has been looking for alternatives.

What do you think of Feature.FM?

Splinter In The Mind’s Eye
~ Dgar

https://ffm.to/DgarSplinter

#DgarMusic #Indie #Music #MusiciansOfMastodon #SingerSongwriter

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