nixCraft, (edited )
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The perfect tattoo doesn’t exi...

old_angry_queer,
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@nixCraft now I have to know if they have <footer> on their ankles.

devolute,
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@nixCraft Look at that gap between </head> and <body>.

Whitespace management in some of these templating languages is a real nightmare.

kim_harding,
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@nixCraft But where is the Content-Security-Policy? 😂

I_Like_Books,

@nixCraft I am guessing that understanding the reason for its perfection requires knowledge of some coding language

davuz,

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okdyk3,

@nixCraft um…. Wow

patrickmota,

@nixCraft I'm thinking where is the <main> part lol

ironman07882,

@nixCraft
Is she married? 💞🥰

kijekijikokwe,
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@nixCraft So love this. <3

jazinity,

@nixCraft I’m so stealing this

asmellyogre,
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@nixCraft
I know others have already made the joke, but if she doesn't get the matching </body> tag tattoo lower down, she missed a great opportunity.

blackestclovers,

@nixCraft 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fantastic

Rghsaint,

@nixCraft only if [footer] is there to on the ankles

radio,

@nixCraft hi!

AlanGrassia,

@nixCraft @idle_automaton
I don’t consider myself a tattoo person, but the tech nerd in my approves. 🙂

diebarschlampe,

@nixCraft @blue1337blood :D

itshicham,

@nixCraft i want to see the <input> fields

EdanOsborne,
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@nixCraft It would, of course, seem self-centred to have a <style> tag.

Also, if you're in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, UK, a <div> is another word for an idiot.

goobemaster,
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@nixCraft Meta above the eyes I presume.

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fortunatas,

@nixCraft Oh, got it why it is </head> and not <head> 🫢

kentborg,

@nixCraft Cute joke, but please tell me those aren't real tattoos. I mean, after telling a joke, the laughter and the echo die away and it's gone. Maybe tell it again in a somewhat different crowd someday, but it's just a joke, it gets old, but it's over, so that's okay.

But a tattoo isn't ever over.

the_Effekt,

@nixCraft There's probably an errant JavaScript somewhere in between that's not showing up for some reason.

lehi,
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@nixCraft What resides in the gap between head and body? Please don't say <br> or <p>

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