llamasoft_ox,
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I have hoofprints on my crotch.

Lesson learned: don't make a Digestive biscuit packet crinkle when standing next to a large ram who really, really likes Digestive biscuits. 🐏

muttnjute,

@llamasoft_ox ouch - hob nobs!

BashStKid,
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@llamasoft_ox
Digestives in my Pocket
Hoofprints on my Crotch
Llama in my Photos?

RobertJackson58585858,
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@llamasoft_ox

:ablobbowtie_neon: :ablobcateyesflip:

sandralindsey,
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@llamasoft_ox sounds painful. Are you ok?

llamasoft_ox,
@llamasoft_ox@toot.wales avatar

@sandralindsey oh yes, I'm fine, round here you get used to the fact that at some moments a large sheep might jump up on you like an excited puppy, it goes with the territory.

simonjones,

@llamasoft_ox One of our goats has taken to using me as a climbing frame when the biscuits are being brandished. I have to quickly supply her first, otherwise I get hoofed in the crotch or chest

llamasoft_ox,
@llamasoft_ox@toot.wales avatar

@simonjones Skippy used to jump up on me when he was a lamb (hence his name). Trouble is he will still do it even though he is now a large ram north of 100 kilos.

Panda does it too sometimes!

Gosunkugi,
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@llamasoft_ox 'Hoofprints on My Crotch' sounds like a great title for the autobiography.

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