jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

🤣 The special Brussels-Strasbourg European Parliament train was routed incorrectly this morning and ended up in Marne-la-Vallée (Disneyland) rather than on the line to Strasbourg.

The cynic might say some MEPs did not notice the difference!

Oh, and seriously: abolish the travelling circus!

AlexanderMars,

@jon I’m not sure if I should feel sorry for them or not, Marne-la-Vallée is one of the most objectively miserable flabbergasting places I’ve even been in Europe. I was just there two weeks ago because the blithering imbeciles at SNCF think it’s funny to consider it a “Paris” departure point when heading south via train. Also the poor unfortunate souls working at the station Pret A Manger, my eternal sympathies.

neileil,
Annle,
@Annle@chaos.social avatar

@jon OMG. 🤣 Ist that a special MEP route established exclusively?

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

@Annle Yep. Has existed for years. BXL-STR Mondays of plenary weeks, Thursday back. (There are some regular trains on the route as well)

Annle,
@Annle@chaos.social avatar

@jon All my sympathy to the people who have to arrange for that periodically. Especially knowing the Deutsche Bahn process for something like that..

It’s still funny.

happydisciple,
@happydisciple@mendeddrum.org avatar

@jon Abolishing-but-not-quite risks turning the European Parliament train into a parliamentary train.

ilumium,
@ilumium@eupolicy.social avatar

@jon I'm laughing so hard at this 🤣

beecycling,
@beecycling@romancelandia.club avatar

@jon Now I'm picturing all those besuited serious people realising they're at Disneyland and basically turning into a bunch of kids, all excited. There then follows a montage of them on the rides, having pictures taken with Mickey Mouse, eating snacks, etc and ends with them back on the train, all disheveled, ties gone, happily sleeping.

senficon,
@senficon@ohai.social avatar

@jon Well, we did affectionately call it Spaßburg at times...

matt_jarvin,
@matt_jarvin@eliitin-some.fi avatar

@jon

We should make European Parliament a train rolling around EU.

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

@matt_jarvin Ah now... where do we start. Hopefully not with the Connecting Europe Express!

maartje,
@maartje@blahaj.social avatar

@jon which ticket do i need to hold to take that train… i mean I do Brussels-Strasbourg often 🥺

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

@maartje Open to EP staff only. Sorry. Which is absurd

maartje,
@maartje@blahaj.social avatar

@jon oof… well time to launch my political carreer just for that train!
Vote Maartje for MEP, she stands for more trains and is only into it for the trains!

_Hemmschuh,
@_Hemmschuh@zug.network avatar

@maartje
Sounds like a nice career idea 🤔
European train nerd party when? 👀
@jon

lewd,
@lewd@zug.network avatar

@_Hemmschuh @maartje @jon Count me in !

maartje,
@maartje@blahaj.social avatar

@lewd @_Hemmschuh @jon i will promote a radical train policy! All tracks and previously closed stations must have at least hourly service. All broken up border crossings must be reopened…
I mean basically what @jon says but more extreme 😅

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

@lewd @_Hemmschuh @maartje If the Grüne put me on their EP election list then I promise to do my best for rail nerds in the EU 😅

_Hemmschuh,
@_Hemmschuh@zug.network avatar

@jon
Can every green member vote for your election list?
@lewd @maartje

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

@_Hemmschuh @lewd @maartje No, only delegates at the Bundesdelegiertenkongress 24 November in Karlsruhe.

_Hemmschuh,
@_Hemmschuh@zug.network avatar

@jon
Sad 😅
@lewd @maartje

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

@_Hemmschuh @lewd @maartje Yeah, it means I have to persuade a rather narrow cadre of people. But let's see, it might yet work.

_Hemmschuh,
@_Hemmschuh@zug.network avatar

@lewd
Finally a party which I could vote without thinking they are "Pest oder Cholera"! 🥺
@maartje @jon

maartje,
@maartje@blahaj.social avatar

@_Hemmschuh @lewd @jon 5 minutes after i shittoot about it half the European Parliament joins my IC Luxembourgh train. Is this where I start asking for party support?

Jonas_Bostrom,
@Jonas_Bostrom@mastodon.nu avatar

@maartje You'd have my vote it you're running in Sweden. @jon

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

@Jonas_Bostrom @maartje Sadly not. Germany. And the party has to want me on its list first…

maartje,
@maartje@blahaj.social avatar

@jon @Jonas_Bostrom can we hold a pro-jon protest 🥺

PGLux,

@jon @Jonas_Bostrom @maartje

Perhaps you should also try to be on the list of EELV 🇫🇷 ...

PGLux,

@jon @maartje

As it usually runs full, it's not that absurd...

maartje,
@maartje@blahaj.social avatar

@PGLux @jon every Brussels Strasbourg train runs full… yet SNCF doesn’t make it more frequent…

jon,
@jon@gruene.social avatar

@maartje @PGLux MAARTJE! This is heinous. Full trains are a good thing*!

    • for SNCF's finances
PGLux,

@jon @maartje

I wouldn't be atonished if at some stage, the luggage-vans in Trailers 1-8 of TGV Duplex were fitted with seats.

And in view of the current Thalys refurbishment, it would no wonder to me should part of the Duplex fleet have Trailer 4 partly converted into seating areas.

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