dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Socks come in pairs. If you put a sock on your left foot, the other sock of the pair instantly becomes the “right sock,” no matter where it is located in the universe.

HarryTuttle,
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@dgar did you know about Bertlmann’s socks? I think you’d appreciate them.

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@HarryTuttle
Way above my pay-grade.
☝️😊✌️

Coffee,
@Coffee@toot.cafe avatar

@dgar Okay, but what happens if me & my girlfriend take a pair of socks and we both put a sock on the left foot at the same time?

didiko,

@dgar I have socks that the sides of the pair differ in, and are marked.

Rusty,
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@dgar Wouldn't that break causality? :otter_peek:​

lioness,

@dgar re: lb: I would say "…the other sock is the 'right sock', no matter where it is…"

striking the "instantly becomes" bit — there's not really a time element to this, just like space doesn't apply. with relativity some observers will see the right sock being put on the right foot first, and some will see the left sock being put on first. one doesn't cause the other.

(the key is that the action you take is "put on a sock" and you find out — not decide — which foot it goes on.)

elala,
@elala@nrw.social avatar

@dgar 🤔 😃 😂

TimWardCam,
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@dgar Only for older people. Today's kids don't wear pairs of socks - they'll buy a pack like this and then wear two different coloured socks each day.

fredbrooker,
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@dgar explain quantum teleportation!

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@fredbrooker

But it’s a secret.

fredbrooker,
@fredbrooker@witter.cz avatar

@dgar The quantum hyperposition can be explained on a chocolate bar. It's neither existing or eaten until observed. Then the chocolate function collapse. 😂

jaycee,
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@dgar 👏👏👏😂😂

MaJ1,

@dgar Brilliant !

jose_suweeet,
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MsDropbear425,

@dgar It's worse than that. Once you've footed one sock, all the corresponding peeps in all the parallel universes also abruptly find themselves inexplicably socked too.

Learning QE helped me make much more sense of my life...

🤪

anchinya,

@dgar 🤣

chrisbloom,

@dgar

I think our washing machine contains a wormhole that selects one sock from every pair the first time they are washed and shoots them off into an alien world somewhere never to be seen on Earth again.

For this reason one sock from every pair now exists/doesn't exist...somewhere? A sort of Schrodinger's Sock, if you will.

jargoggles,
@jargoggles@mstdn.social avatar

@dgar
I'm assuming that the dryer is a black hole in this analogy.

bazkie,
@bazkie@mstdn.social avatar

@dgar that's beautiful

0x5021,
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@dgar this is correct

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