rose, 
walks out on stage in a casual business outfit
The future is here. A new technology future we continue to advance every day.
walk three feet to the left
We support the innovation that will make things change. It's like magic
walks back to were I was
Today, we are changing everything.
emphatic hand movement
Introducing, decade old thinkpads running archlinux. Starting at $35 this will revolutionize how we live.
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And that's not all. Starting today you can get a decade old laptop and install linux yourself directly from a dumpster in your neighborhood.
crowd goes wild
