ElleGray,
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Someone's trying to tell me this is an explanation of the game of cricket but it's clearly a record of the failed sex positions of English men

SonofaGeorge,

@ElleGray “Short Third Man”?

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@SonofaGeorge that's my favorite, for sure

thesteelrat,

@ElleGray Looks like a man trying to find the G-spot via a process if elimination

lightninhopkins,
@lightninhopkins@mastodon.social avatar

@ElleGray The R seems to be doing some work.

ElleGray,
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MissPixiePancake,
@MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social avatar

@ElleGray I would never be with a guy who had this much trouble.

ThreeSigma,
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@ElleGray Everyone tag youself. I'm "mid-on".

ada,
@ada@blahaj.zone avatar

@ThreeSigma @ElleGray I'll take fly slip!

chris,
@chris@myprivate.social avatar

@ElleGray @WendyMsGator I’m having trouble finding the bowler.

doboprobodyne,
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@chris @ElleGray @WendyMsGator

🎶 You can leave your hat on.

luciedigitalni,
@luciedigitalni@aus.social avatar

@ElleGray massive oversimplification

ningkee,
@ningkee@mstdn.social avatar

@ElleGray thankfully this doesn't describe us Asian men

davidm,

@ningkee @ElleGray There is a tactic in cricket that was formerly known as a "Chinaman".

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@davidm @ningkee that word got thrown around a lot. Glad it's gone

ElleGray, (edited )
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

I think short third man is my favorite

JWneural,
@JWneural@mstdn.social avatar

@ElleGray really?
I would have thought ‘deep mid wicket’ could be a player.

sgd,
@sgd@mstdn.social avatar

@ElleGray adjacent to fly slip. 🏏

WhyNotZoidberg,
@WhyNotZoidberg@topspicy.social avatar

@ElleGray This reminds me of a fake sport Mad Magazine invented in a magazine from the 60s.

tantramar,
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@ElleGray Are you saying those aren’t the same thing?

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