ahl,
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My oven clock just says “pizza” and no about of button mashing or knob turning will change it to anything else. Easily the funniest way a clock can fail.

ahl,
@ahl@mastodon.social avatar

This has led to a lot of “hurry up or we’ll be late for school. It’s already pizza!” At my house.

ahl,
@ahl@mastodon.social avatar

Update:

  1. Still funny every time I reflexively check the time
  2. Turns out I don’t know where the breaker is
ahl,
@ahl@mastodon.social avatar

Update 2: a power outage rolled the clocks forward from pizza to 12:00. It's fortunate (i.e. for my marriage) because I was not on a trajectory to ever correcting this.

fasterthanlime,
@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io avatar

@ahl I am losing my shit at this

thomasfuchs,
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@ahl The wrong assumption you make is that it's a clock and not some ridiculously over-engineered computer. :)

steve,
@steve@discuss.systems avatar

@thomasfuchs @ahl clocks are the original ridiculously over-engineered computers.

ahl,
@ahl@mastodon.social avatar

@steve @thomasfuchs ovens too

thomasfuchs,
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io avatar

@ahl @steve there's definitely truth to that

petes_bread_eqn_xls,
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@ahl pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time!

Viss,
@Viss@mastodon.social avatar

@ahl its pizza time all the time at my house too!

jpm,
@jpm@aus.social avatar

@ahl have you tried feeding it a pizza?

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