aeva, 2 months ago

breath in huuuuuuuuuu and hold it

aeva, 2 months ago

keep holding it

aeva, 2 months ago

you got this

aeva, 2 months ago

just a little longer

aeva, 2 months ago

ok now breathe out, but like, do it really slowly

aeva, 2 months ago

ok great. now stop

gkrnours, 2 months ago

@aeva I'll rather not stop breathing, thank you very much

aeva, 2 months ago

@gkrnours well that's certainly a choice, but you do you

Atridas, 2 months ago

@aeva i hate you

aeva, 2 months ago

@Atridas <3

Atridas, 2 months ago

@aeva oh no here it comes again

igimenezblb, 2 months ago

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aeva, 2 months ago

@igimenezblb oh, sorry I fell asleep. resume breathing please

klara, 2 months ago

@aeva I'm not immune to the manual breathing effect, but my defiant side means that my automatic reaction to things like this is to breathe some other way (unless I have a reason to follow the instructions).

Which is not something I'm usually thankful for, so, thanks for giving me the opportunity to feel differently about it!

aeva, 2 months ago

@klara please engage automatic breathing

aeva, 2 months ago

@klara and do not, under any circumstances, yawn

klara, 2 months ago

@aeva Nah, I do sympathic yawns the same as anyone.

I think the breathing thing is a combination of having been a choir/band kid and now being an adult who chafes at a lot of hippie stuff.

aeva, 2 months ago

@klara I wonder if you could manual breath in one lung but automatic breathe in the other. but like, not at the same cadence, that would be cheating