Flash,
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THINGS MY MOM TAUGHT ME:

About Religion: You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
About Time Travel: If you don't straighten up I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
About Logic: Because I said so, that's why.
About Irony: Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.
About Anticipation: You just wait till I get you home.
About Sharing: I'm going to give you a piece of my mind.
About Fear: One day I hope you'll have a child just like you.

msquebanh,
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@Flash That is how you create more unnecessary traumas in a child 😔

Flash,
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@msquebanh
It’s meant to be funny.

msquebanh,
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@Flash It can be funny & also be factual about how kids get additional traumas too. That's why most of the funniest comedians come from highly traumatic childhoods - they use humor to deal with traumas. It's a common way to deal & also heal.

Flash,
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@msquebanh
That’s exactly what I do.

msquebanh,
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@Flash Same with so many of us 💗

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