maxleibman,
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence you share with the neighbor who is retired and has no evident hobbies other than lawn care.

maxleibman,
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Me: Well, neighbor, you know what they say—the glass is always greener…

Him: I don't think that's what they s—

Me: [lobs an antique glass Coca-cola bottle onto his driveway, where it shatters into a million pieces]

mikereidphotography,
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@maxleibman and carefully sculpted shrubs

DaleOh,
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@maxleibman I've been seen.

Tiezep,
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@maxleibman do we have the same neighbor?

maxleibman,
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@Tiezep Maybe he has two houses? He doesn't seem to have anything better to do.

urlyman,
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@maxleibman my neighbour is a strictly no nature gardener. Any nature that enters gets removed with a garden vacuum

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