@amiserabilist My favorite was the Uber driver who wore a pilot's cap and had his maps app modified to use a plane icon instead of a car and he was like "I’m really a pilot but I do this to stay grounded"
Like ba-dum-chck.
He also said he was an expert on Belgian beer but then proved he didn't know anything since I actually know a lot so I didn't believe a word he said.
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