LRRRonEarth,
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OF FUCKING COURSE THE HYPNOTOAD TAKES OVER A FEDERAL AGENCY. MEANWHILE, I'M STILL "WEEKEND AT BERNIES"-ING THE MAYOR OF HEAD WOUND CITY OVER HERE, TRYING TO LULL DOORDASH DRIVERS INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY.

https://www.cracked.com/article_42107_hypnotoad-from-futurama-has-officially-overtaken-the-national-park-service.html

LRRRonEarth,
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HUMAN GHOSTWRITER ISN'T ACTUALLY DEAD. BUT HE WISHES HE WAS.

mivox,
@mivox@mivox.net avatar

@LRRRonEarth Us humans have shockingly fragile skulls. You have to bash us over the head very gently if you don’t want to risk serious damage.

LRRRonEarth,
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

@mivox I'M LEARNING THIS.

mivox,
@mivox@mivox.net avatar

@LRRRonEarth Really, we are altogether a solid argument against “intelligent design.” No decent structural engineer would ever have signed off on the plans for this meatsuit.

LRRRonEarth,
@LRRRonEarth@beige.party avatar

@mivox YOU'VE REALLY MILKED THE SHIT OUT OF BEING THE FIRST PREDATORS ON YOUR PLANET TO NAIL LONG-DISTANCE BIPEDAL RUNNING.

mivox,
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@LRRRonEarth It’s not much to brag about, but we did make the best of it.

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